You had the Six of Crows thread, now here it comes…
CROOKED KINGDOM REACTION THREAD! (blacklist “moe reads ck” if you don’t wanna see) I AM SO PUMPED. LET’S GO.
This Retvenko guy didn’t leave a tip to the nice barman I already hate him. IF YOU AREN’T GOING TO TIP DON’T GO OUT PEOPLE.
Every time Jesper calls Wylan “merchling” I get major Manorian vibes and they’re not even the slightest bit comparable I need to get a grip
gdi Kaz I thought you were going to be adorable talking to that little girl but noooooo you gotta be the big bad scary monster of the barrel I WAS HOPING FOR SOME CUTENESS FOR ONCE but I also get it BUT STILL
“He’ll never trade if you break me”
DON’T SAY THAT INEJ BELIEVE IN HIM HE’S COMING FOR YOU
Okay but Jesper being a smartass to the extreme while being shot at continuously is LITERALLY ME
KAZ IM SORRY I DOUBTED YOU FOR EVEN A SECOND YOU ABSOLUTE GENIUS
“Matthias rolled his eyes heavenward. These lunatics all needed a solid six months in boot camp and possibly a sound beating.”
the only thing I can relate to Matthias on is the fact that he is perpetually annoyed
“I’m trying to compel you to kiss me.” “That’s foolish.” “Why is that?” “Because I always want to kiss you,” he admitted.”
B Y E E E E E E
All my children are back together and scheming and plotting and being morally ambiguous and I feel like such a proud mom
“I don’t care for ice cream.” “Matthias,” Nina said, “I’m not sure we can continue to spend time together.”
Nina I love you more than life itself you deserve the world and then some
THAT KISS
INEJ NO OH MY GOD NO WHO JUST DID THAT TO YOU MY STRONG PERFECT WARRIOR WRAITH QUEEN I WILL DESTROY WHOEVER JUST PUSHED HER INTO THAT SILO
FUCKING PEKKA ROLLINS
Nina ZombieMaster Zenik
Let me be clear in case my future husband is reading this, if you don’t understand that I, like Nina, will always love waffles more than you, we can’t really be together.
NO NO STOP FIGHTING CHILDREN STOP IT YOU ALL LOVE EACH OTHER ACT LIKE IT FOR SAINTS SAKE
WYLAN AND JESPER JUST THSY JUST WHAT WHAT IS WHAT I DONT KNOW HOW I FEEL W H A T
I shouldn’t be laughing over the fact that Jesper accidentally kissed the real Kuwei instead of Wylan BUT I AM HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Okay for real, that whole part between Kaz and Inej before he goes back to the Slat, where he fixes up her bandages? Some of THE BEST writing I’ve read in a while. These characters are so detailed and precise, down to mannerisms and small phrases and thoughts and just… it’s beautiful. Freaking beautiful.
Also I’m crying like an idiot because KAZ AND INEJ ARE EVERYTHING TO ME LET THEM BE HAPPY PLS
Colm being kind to Wylan and encouraging him and giving him support and approval just MINUTES BEFORE WYLAN’S SHITBAG DAD COMES BACK IN THE PICTURE??? IM :) IN :) PAIN :) LET :) WYLAN :) BE :) HAPPY :)
MATTHIAS NOOOOOOOOOO