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A grup of frogs is called an army. Also, a chorus. Salamanders are a band. Rimac.  Mai and Jet defense squad. Ecology major and bat enthusiast. Ask me about animal facts.
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i hate when people casually mention being in/joining the military like omg i actually think you're a terrible person now 😭🙏

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Beautiful

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Brown Dinosaur: The next weeksmaybeven DAys hhh the volcano will erupt we must get AAWAAy from heare 

Orange Dinosaur: [HHHHuUU]

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why is it that whenever I am disillusioned with the world I go back to the epic of Gilgamesh

“It is the story of their becoming human together.”

This is it. This is the oldest written literary work that we know of, and it’s a story of becoming human together.

This is a story about love, and it’s a story about death, and we told this story thousands of years ago, THOUSANDS of years. We have always, always, always been wrestling with this profoundly beautiful existence and with knowing one another, while knowing that we all will die and be forgotten.

We become human by loving, but we also become human by knowing death.

And I’m just sitting here touching other human beings, another human experience, from across millennia, feeling a bit more human too through it, and I am trying very hard not to cry.

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Reading about Eurasian shamanistic burial practices

"Oh so this 1500 year old Ukok woman had cool tattoos? They can't be that cool-"

"-Oh nevermind that fucks hard."

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love how sam is a like christianity fangirl and hes like omggggg the angelss of COURSE theyre reall and hes like totally fangirl girlgasming over there kicking his feet praying to jesus or whatever with his purple fluffy glitter gel pen and going to bed thinking about christ and heaven or whatever the jesus fandom thinks of. and then he meets cas and hes like omg hiiii girl- Cas Voice. Hi Stupid Blood Slut. Cease activities . Kill Yourself Or Ill Do It For You. Bye. I am going to have Gay Freak Sex with your Brother (walks a foot away and stands and stares into deans eyes in the corner unmoving)

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messi won the worldcup almost two month ago

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