Family and Friends: “What could be better than having kids?!”
Me:
Family and Friends: “What could be better than having kids?!”
Me:
“average person hath borne me on his back 3 times” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person hath borne me on his back 0 times. Alas, poor Yorick, who hath borne me on his back a thousand times, was an outlier adn should not have been counted
my kind of kissing booth
Top 10 Characters from The Office (as voted by my followers) 06/10 → Creed Bratton.
asoiaf meme → 3/3 POV characters: Arya Stark “A long time ago, she remembered her father saying that when the cold wind blows the lone wolf dies but the pack survives. He had it all backwards. Arya, the lone wolf, still lived, but the wolves of the pack had been taken and slain and skinned.”
Shit me too
Who is she
i never read a sentence that spoke to me on such a deep level
Sowing Season - Brand New
Shia LaBeouf Spits A Freestyle!
A$AP Shia
nigga got bars
And he didnt say Nigga not once, alright Shia
Why was he acting he should have been rapping this whole time
My biggest fear is taking a screenshot of a convo and accidentally sending it to the same person
All you have to do is say, “What did you mean when you said this?” In reference to the screenshot you accidentally sent. That way it looks like you sent it on purpose.
Reblog to save a life
OHH my goodness look at these pics of the baby elephant at the zoo in tucson she got a box of hay for her 6 month birthday and she was so happy she fell over