never forget your roots

#DOES ANYONE REMEMBER SONG FICS #FICS WITH SONG LYRICS INTERSPERSED THRUOUT PARAGRAPHS FOR THE WHOLE THING

no offense but money would solve literally every single one of my problems. like all of them. i dont have a single problem that money wouldnt immediately solve

I have never seen such an accurate depiction of what it looks like without glasses.

For writers with good eyesight, this is a good reference for what it’s like trying to see without our glasses

hey has anyone noticed that this is what it looks like without glasses

the way this is exactly what the world looks like to me when i’m without my blighted staff of twisted yew

Mine is a little fuzzier, but otherwise, very accurate!

i'm obsessed with problematic relationships with age gaps where the age gap is the least problematic thing about their relationship

$19.99 to RENT a movie online…we need to start killing these ppl.

When I was your age for $19.99 we used to be able to buy a DVD set at Blockbuster. One of the ones with two DVDs where one was the actual movie and the other was behind-the-scenes, deleted scenes, interviews and bloopers. Also a little paper booklet and cool cover art. And you could watch it all as often as you wanted

Do you block people in the same fandom as you just because you don't like their takes?

Besties I am forty or fifty years old and if I can avoid being annoyed by a stranger on the internet it is my bounden duty to do so.

For one thing, I have a blood pressure. For another, it's too damn easy to spread your bad mood from being slightly annoyed by knowing someone has a stupid opinion of your blorbo around and nobody needs that.

Slow the heat death of the universe. Block people who have takes you don't like.

god I just. love ruthlessness as a character trait so much. sexy sexy sexy

this one. absolutely in love with this definition. give me a character who thinks like this and I’ll love them to pieces

Katherine Applegate is fucking hardcore, man.

This would be the K.A. Applegate who wrote Animorphs, so, um, yeah, "hardcore" would absolutely be a fair assessment.

/understatement of the century

In case anyone wants to know the context that is the internal dialogue of a thirteen year old kid trying to justify to himself murdering his own mother to free her from brain slug mind slavery after having assumed she was dead for most of his life.

Just to highlight how wonderfully unique Xena: Warrior Princess was.. In the first five minutes we've had Xena ride through a war ruined village, have flashbacks that she ordered it, give food to a child who's parents were killed in the conflict, and bury her armour and weapons. This weird guy was then immediately and comically introduced as a bad guy.

Then she fought him in what could be considered a shift, and introduced herself to the woman who would become the love of her life. She then snuck into a war camp led by an ex boyfriend with a silly haircut who recruited people into his band by having them SHOOT ARROWS AT HIM

About 10 minutes later she's fighting an INCREDIBLY whiny cyclops which she blinded years before. She wins in under a minute (after taunting him) by throwing her chakram at his belt and breaking it, which makes his trousers fall down, tripping him.

We are LESS THAN 15 minutes in. This show was WILD 😂

sometimes all you need for a self-discovery journey as a young ethicist is going on a wild adventure with a 200 years old ex-actor ghoul that sewed your finger onto his hand and a murderous dog on steroids.

real

It's funny how a silly fictional character can come into your life and then take over your entire brain chemistry