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freyalise

if i was trapped in the time loop i would do the correct sequence of actions to break out of the time loop on my first try, thus resulting in me unaware of there being a time loop in the first place

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cyberbun

You keep saying this every time.

that's because you're stuck in the time loop so you hear me say it every time. i on the other hand, got out perfectly so i'm experiencing time linearly as normal

I think this is the loop where I kill you with a rock

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adhdbun
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dzamie

This is definitely on purpose - the white packaging with colored dots is specifically Wonder Bread brand. The normallest case scenario is that Wonder Bread paid them for product placement. The more likely scenario is that the animators wanted to put in a hilarious niche joke as animators often do. The weirdest case scenario is that the dude with the fetish paid off someone to do this.

Just the implication of the possibility of the wonder bread person paying for this to happen in a broadcasted kids’ cartoon show is hilarious to me.

I am definitely missing some critical context to make this post make ANY SENSE AT ALL, but tbh I don't think I want it.

You don’t :)

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I am against all misinformation except the conspiracy theory that Queen Elizabeth II is already dead and they're covering it up because it's extremely funny

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got my first vaccine dose today. they said they were out of needles or something so they had me suck it out of bill gates’ cock instead. was a little confused by that. but it’s nice of him to help out with distribution I guess

guess I slopped him so good he’s leaving his wife a week later. could at least pay me something for it billy boy

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I hope Harry and Meghan name their daughter Diana so I can watch the monarchy collapse in real time.

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squeeful
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tentacuddles

would much like  to point out that the people publishing these articles are trying to needle millennials into treating gen z with the same disgusting vitriol we were treated with.

don’t buy it.

our younger brothers and sisters might eat a tide pod and get us blamed for it, but we have more in common with them than we ever had with boomers or gen x.

they are terrified of the things we can do together. remember that.

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Still trying to come to terms with the fact I’ll never be a librarian who can speak a dead language and be recruited by a ruggish but handsome explorer for a quest to lift the curse and save the world

because of the pandemic travel restrictions?

Because of the pandemic travel restrictions.

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alivehouse

fun fact about me is that when i was a kid id write capital E’s with as many of those little horizontal lines as possible and id call them ladder E’s and adults fucking hated them

artistic rendition

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ceekari

All capital letters should have a leveled-up form

So far I’ve got

  • ladder letters: A, E, F, H, T
  • humpback B’s and P’s get as many bumps as you think they need
  • circle O’s, you just keep spiraling in til you feel like you’ve made your point
  • tree letters branch into smaller versions of themselves ad nauseum: X, Y
  • spider Q’s, so many legs

Please add your own unsettling godtier capitals!

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catgirltoes

New alphabet dropped!

oh my god, it’s beautiful

(future handwritten notes are gonna be so wonderfully cursed now, thank you! :D )

well it’s going to take some getting used to, @ceekari (don’t mind the redacted letter between T and U)

But I think i’ve taken a real shine to it! 

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