inspired by this post 

john mulaney has checked into rehab. here’s what we are going to do:

• support him

• wish him well

• respect his privacy

here’s what we are NOT going to do

• make jokes because addiction is not funny

• speculate anything about his marriage or personal life

• attack those in his personal life (*ahem, leave anna alone. don’t go asking pete davidson for details. none of that)

addiction is a serious disease, and while this news may be troubling, i am so proud of him for seeking help. you can too.

#same energy

John Mulaney wins

bly manor characters as john mulaney quotes

dani:

jamie:

owen:

hannah:

peter:

rebecca:

henry:

viola:

petition to remake all of the twilight movies where everything is the same except that bella is played by john mulaney who has not been given a script and just has to deal with these circumstances as they come.

john: (walks into the classroom)

edward: 

john:

don’t u mean

i love this kid

Harry Potter characters as John Mulaney quotes

Harry:

Ron:

Hermione:

Ginny:

Neville:

Luna:

Draco:

Fred and George Weasley:

Voldemort:

Mad-Eye Moody:

All image credit to the creators of the gifs and screenshots, because I sure didn’t make them.

JOHN MULANEY SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE 02/29/2020

John Mulaney’s Sunday

this picture of the mulaney’s showing petunia dressed as a butterfly to a baby is all I’ve ever needed (source)

today i discovered the john mulaney bot twitter and it surpassed expectations

u could have told me thede were real John Mulaney tweets and i would have believed every word