I won everyone go home.
That is the expression of a human who has seen the face of God and laughed
One strangely difficult thing I did not expect about being a therapist was how disappointed I am that I can’t send relevant memes to my clients.
You know what I love about writing fiction?
I can take inspiration from any period of history and just like plop it into modern day.
The pharaohs still rule Egypt? Awesome.
World War II? Yeah, it’s still happening.
Cowboys still rule the West? Done.
I love it.
Hey CAOS, since being vain is something that allegedly gets you sent to hell, I refuse to believe hell has lighting this bad.
Sometimes when I say “the other day” I mean like 5 years ago, so don’t go asking me for a specific date.
Wanna know how intense my sister and I are about true crime? We've made a pact that, if either of us were to go missing under mysterious circumstances and the main suspect said they would lead us to the body for in return for no death penalty, the suriving sister would say absolutely fucking not.