One thing I really love about science is that it’s probably the only law that can’t be bent to man’s will.
The only part of me that is getting a workout during this quarantine is my liver.
How did March last 6 years, but April lasted 20 minutes?
This week feels like a year inside the century that is 2020.
That stupid iPhone screen time thing trying to shame me for going up like 500% on screen time. Like I 👏🏻HAVE👏🏻 NOTHING 👏🏻TO 👏🏻DO👏🏻 MIND 👏🏻YOUR 👏🏻BUSINESS 👏🏻AND 👏🏻READ👏🏻 THE 👏🏻ROOM👏🏻