awkward idealist

The pizzeria and I were messing with crossfade.io and mashing up the new Pacific Rim Uprising trailer and I decided to take my shitpost one step further.

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLY SHIT HOOOOOOOOOOOOOLY SHIT

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLY SHIT.

Transcript:

High/feminine robotic voice: 

What is a Jaeger?

A jaeger is the pinnacle of human invention

When the monsters came we did not wait for heroes to fall from the sky and save us – we saved ourselves.

Innovation is our superpower.

What is a jaeger?

It’s you, times 1000.

Tall as a mountain, with a beating heart that burns as bright as the sun.

[Beast by Chris Classic plays]

Enabling us all to become the most heroic version of ourselves.

John Boyega: Join the Jaeger uprising.

John Boyega spotted on set of Pacific Rim: Uprising wearing what seems to be a Jaeger suit!

when u get lost on ur way to the con

I’m very glad that movies like Pacific Rim and Fury Road and The Force Awakens are as colorful as they are, because I am really, really tired of desaturated movies.

Don't forget the Man from U.N.C.L.E.