A useless lesbian has appeared!

Seeing a post that you know a mutual will like and reblogging it to add enrichment to their dash like giving a tiger in a zoo a cardboard box

Thanks

huh i didn't realise that was an actual thing

You didn't?

My dude

It is Such a Thing

I'm so excited to introduce you to it

Ethan, you wanna see some shit?

Everyone should read their own fanfics recreationally tbh this shit fucking rules. It's like the author knows exactly what I like.

I hate the way yanks talk about people's teeth

yeah im not done actually. perfectly white straight teeth are deeply weird and should not be considered some kind of ideal in any way. braces arent useless but they’re for cases where genuine harm or pain is being caused not just aesthetics. teeth whitening is fucking evil. crooked teeth, yellow teeth, chipped teeth, they’re all literally fine. your row of porcelain fucking tombstones make you look like a goddamn mannequin. if you’ve ever made fun of someone’s else’s teeth i hope reality fucking rejects your existence

Y8AY8A just dropped a new comic! And its a commission! Beautiful!

https://twitter.com/y8ay8a/status/1522969757753905152

Posting the colored version because @gaymerkree did an amazing job on coloring my art! Thanks again. ❤️

yeah mood

Whitley got his revange on Winter for eating his crepes…But at what cost? I hope it was worth it XD

See previous posts here and here

Incorrect qoute by @schneefamilyincorrectquotes

gabbing with the gbf <3

alternatively...

I AM CACKLING 😂😂🤣🤣

I'm in love with this man and his provocative top.

You can’t fall in love with someone in one mi--

hey give birds antlers

But what if they get stuck in the trees

alright but they could also use it as camouflage and blend in with the tree

What if they landed on each other’s antlers

stack em

@wishem

i keep presenting you with cursed concepts and you keep drawing them in friendly, pleasant ways, this is blasphemy 

Imagine if you picked one up from its antlers, like some birb-on-a-stick

Utterly fantastic

Birds with antlers you say? Have a class doodle

the ones on top are its babies

Here’s some art by Munwie on Deviantart:

Meanwhile, this is an obvious reason why Viking helmets didn’t have horns.

Going into battle wearing handlebars for the opponent to play with is a Bad Idea. That didn’t stop other cultures (Indo-Persian, Japanese) from doing so, but Vikings? NO.

The origin of the Nordic Horned Helmet is actually known: they first appeared in C.E. Doepler’s costume designs for Wagner’s “Ring Cycle” operas.

In 1876.

Incidentally, calling mail armour “chain-mail” first happened in the novel “The Fortunes of Nigel” by Sir Walter Scott.

In 1822.

Something similar has happened with the word “longsword”, which only came into general HEMA use for what had previously been “hand-and-a-half” or “bastard” swords about 20 years ago; even then the first time I saw it (in “Medieval Swordsmanship” © 1998 by John Clements) it was two words with a hyphen: “long-sword”.

As a single word it’s been part of the fantasy fiction arsenal since the mid-1970s, for example in C.J. Cherryh’s “Gate of Ivrel” © 1977, I used it in “The Horse Lord” © 1983, and I’m sure a search through very early D&D manual could place it even earlier.

Longsword is certainly a handier term than the alternatives, but IIRC even “hand-and-a-half sword” is no older than Victorian. In the Middle Ages a sword was usually just “a sword”; it was very inconsiderate of them not to think of later generations who might like to label things with a bit more exactitude…

Not all Munwie’s Deviantart birds are corvids, and not all are sinister…

…though you might have second thoughts about that if you know anything about the lifestyle of the European Robin.

They’re ferociously territorial, their usual song translates as “Get Off My Lawn Or I Will Kill You With Death”, and we’re grateful the two pairs in our garden are the size they are and not as big as e.g. tyrannosaur turkeys.

Which having written it is a mental image I really didn’t need…

LONGSWORDS ARE CALLED BASTARD SWORDS PASS IT ON

@serialreblogger

this post has EVERYTHING

I have a personal theory about the Costume Horned Helmets:

Exhibit A:  Mead Horn

Ehbit B: Beer Hat

If anyone wants to know what it’s like to have ADHD the entire roller coaster of this thread is a good place to start, but imagine it’s your inner monologue every second you’re alive.

what a wild ride this post was

yes… YES

fucking incredible

GUYS LOOK WHAT’S RIGHT BELOW IT

GUYS

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