i literally cannot decide if this is negative propaganda or not lol
>acquire land >plant apple and peach trees >get beehive >plant blackberries on back fence >grow veggie garden >make mead and wine ?????? enjoy life
>take the train to my neighbor’s town and sell the fruit for 5x the price
thoughts?
None, ever
Art Critic: the skull in the corner is artfully placed on the periphery of vision to symbolise the omnipresence of death, important thematically to the artist’s conception of life and mortality.
Actual Artist: aw shit, I got all this negative space, guess I’ll stick a skull there that looks pretty rad.
I painted a copy of Vermeer’s Girl with a Pearl Earring for a class in college, and when I displayed it for review the professor was like, “Are you making a statement about materialism by not painting her wearing the actual earring?”
And that, kids, was the first time I ever cursed in front of a teacher.
The painting is called The Girl with the Pearl Earring, and I forgot. To paint. The damned. EARRING.
me: *misses my train by 6 seconds* me: if i didnt stop to look at that bird that one time when i was 10 i would have been 6 second ahead in life and this wouldn’t have happened.
he’s buying it for the xbox one to play with my mom isn’t that the cutest shit you’ve ever heard
update:
(she refuses to turn on auto run???)
she’s started a notebook……you know she a true farmer now
Goals
Plant shaming
He’s a doctor.
Oh, you have to see the final product:
And that glorious woman even wrote the whole process here: http://www.laramiserrano.com/industrial-desk-diy/
me: *has to get up early*
me at 1am: