A Glass of Wine and a Trowel

Well I kept it together until exactly .5 seconds after my husband walked out the door for work. Last night I was too numb and he’s seen me cry enough lately, but fuck man. This shit has got me riled. I’m so scared.

I let my husband see me crying. I am terrified.

Create things. Contribute. Be kind and good. Find little ways to make things better if you can’t do the big things. Just make the things you want to make, do the things you need to do, put positive shit out into this world right now.  Please. Okay? 

Red delicious apples being named ‘delicious’ is one of the biggest deceptions of the human race.

Omg I hit the reblog button so fast

i feel this on a spiritual level.

They were, at one time, delicious, but some fuck-up, let’s call him George, came along.

George decided the red delicious apples weren’t “red” enough, so he started to breed them so they became more red; however, as he did that, the delicious flavor was also bred out, but everyone thought they were better because they had a more consistent color.

They used to be delicious but not red, and now they are red but not delicious.

🤔🤔 I had a feeling they used to taste a lot better than they do now. Stupid humans screwing with everything

Why is my name always used for bad shit :(

But seriously, just eat Red Gala apples

or Pink Ladies

Ew. Eat honeycrisps. Love yourselves.

Fuck that Granny Smiths are where it’s at.

Granny Smiths are a crock of shit

YOU COME IN TO MY HOUSE AND YOU INSULT PIEMAKING APPLES. WITHOUT GRANNY SMITH YOU WOULD HAVE NOTHING HOW DARE

fuji apples tho

Granny Smiths are good for pies and nothing else. I like the classic macintosh to eat, but if I can get winecrisp I am golden (delicious)

PINK LADY OWNS MY ASS

You haven’t had apples till you’ve had ambrosia apples

All of y'all can eat my ass. Granny Smiths are the best and have the perfect amount of tang. Macintosh aren’t as good a substitute.

BRAEBURN OR NOTHING

Royal Gala or go home

HONESTLY IF YOURE HATIN ON GRANNY SMITHS YOU CAN UNFOLLOW ME RIGHT NOW IMMEDIATELY

One time I ate a Pink Lady at peak apple season and I almost cried

like excuse me but fuji???? is the best???????? you all can go dunk your heads

things are heating up in the apple fandom

Apple discourse is my aesthetic

I’m dying rn this post is taking over my life 😂😂

#TRAMFUJI

Actually, Jonah gold and golden delicious are probably the best pie apples. Great flavor and hold their structure well under heat. Personally I like Arkansas black. Shits amazing

Fuji for me, thanks 😊

JONAGOLDS THOUGH

Pink Lady all day, Rome all night, granny Smith can suck it!

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH ALL OF YOU? IT’S MACINTOSH OR NOTHING.

I cANNOT BELIEVE there are multiple pockets of apple fandom warriors on tumblr??? Anyway, HONEYCRISP OR BUST TBH

Honeycrisp is life