@averagetransman / averagetransman.tumblr.com
Hey y'all, my commissions are open! I am currently unemployed and have bills to pay, please consider commissioning me for some cool art!
A couple additional notes:
-If you want any sort of lewd commission, ID verification is required.
-No queue...for now. That is subject to change depending on the volume of commissions I receive.
Even if you can't commission me, likes and shares are appreciated! Every bit counts!
I'm Lama from Gaza, I'm 24 years old, and my husband is Mohammad... We got married in 2022 in a house full of love and happiness. Our house was beautiful, we chose everything in it carefully... We were waiting for the end of the day to go there after a tiring day of work, but the occupation did not leave us. 😔😭💔
This house was bombed with all hatred. Here we are after the genocide. We have nothing... We lost our house, our work, and our car.😭😞
We were displaced to Rafah in a tent that could not accommodate 5 people, and after the displacement from Rafah, we were displaced to Mawasi Khan Yunis again. It was a very difficult period... but now we are in Mawasi Khan Yunis in a tent that does not protect us from the cold of winter or the heat of summer.😞😭
This is our tent, its floor is made of cardboard, as you can see, and I suffer from severe eczema due to the pollution of the air and the materials used, and the medicine is very expensive.😭💔
Urgent: My husband needs a very necessary operation and medication. Please help my husband in order for his health to improve. He is in pain.😞😭🫂🙏🙏
This really deserves to be one of those million note posts
tumblr please stop telling me to wd40 a mouse
yall the comedy wildlife photography results are coming out atm and
look
LOOK AT THIS LIL MAN
THANK YOU BRIAN MATTHEWS HOLY SHIT HES GOT SUCH A CASE OF THE MONDAYS
It's a crime not to link the whole thing, they are all fantastic! https://www.comedywildlifephoto.com/gallery/finalists/2023_finalists.php
Personal fave
Jessie what the fuck are you talking about
Personal fav - so spherical
whenever you feel sad simply google ptarmigans
they are a perfectly shaped being
Last time I had expressed some need it was because my phone broke and I needed a new one, well, we ended up needing that money for rent to due to me losing some hours. Right now rent should be alright but my phone is still not great and I believe the screen is breaking further. So any help would be great!
$250 will help me get a decent phone to replace this one!
-> Link to my carrd is here! -> TOS (also on carrd) -> Check the progress of any comms and my goal here! (opens milanote)
Prices: Standard (looser lineart/flat colors) -> $10 Bust -> $20 Half Body -> $35 Full Body
Full Illustration (cleaner lines/detailed rendering) -> $35 Bust -> $50 Half Body -> $75+ Full Body
boring wholesome chungus office AU where Ellen, Anya, Curly, and Daisuke are besties. Meanwhile, Ted and Jimmy cause shenanigans and Swansea, Nimdok, and Gorrister think their younger coworkers are annoying (but Swansea has a soft spot for Daisuke, Ellen, and Anya).
the point of pink camo is that it looks cute
no it's for concealment during combat operations in fantasy candy land type environments with bushes made of cotton candy and candy canes used as load bearing architectural elements. like the kart game in wreck it ralph. duhh.
Skyrim's a teenager now!
Elephants from Beautiful Katamari
Look sometimes I find my bitcoiner coworker really annoying but today he showed his potbelly pig on the zoom meeting.
Of course everyone cooed over the big guy, but I was the only one who absolutely lost my shit we found out that he named the pig "Officer."
