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Book in one hand, coffee in the other, Kaidan had just allowed himself to relax and sink deeper into the chair when his omni-tool pinged. And it wasn't a friendly ping, of course, when he glared at it. No, it was an official one, screaming Alliance formality, that had been field escalated up the chain of command to him.
Setting the book aside, he closed his eyes for a moment and savoured a last sip of the coffee.
The reaper was parked in the middle of the roadworks it had been helping construct. All of its arms were tucked in underneath it in the position people were beginning to call loafing.
Something so enormous and terrifying should not be able to reduce itself to a puppy-like state, Kaidan mused as he stepped out of the shuttle. But here they were, again. Tiny biotic human walking up to argue with giant mechanical beast.
"Hi," he said. The air prickled in that particular way that said he had its attention. "You're in the way."
"We've talked about this - you are entitled to rest breaks, the same as any workers, but you can't just stop and park yourself in the middle of things."
Reapers didn't breathe, but this one definitely inhaled in a huff.
Kaidan sighed. "It would help if you'd evolve some eyes, so we could at least tell if you're paying attention." Most people couldn't tell one reaper from another, but Kaidan was fairly certain this was the one he'd dubbed Stormaggedon. For whatever reason, it seemed to stick close to Alliance Command, lending its aid to the rebuilding efforts in Vancouver.
It rocked from side to side, sending swirls of dust through the air.
"Do I need to get one of the others to move you?" He folded his arms across his chest.
If anything, it sank lower to the ground. The earth beneath Kaidan's feet vibrated for a few seconds.
"C'mon, Stormy. These people have a schedule to stick to. Loaf somewhere else."
For a moment, he thought it worked. Giant legs started to uncurl. But then it settled back again as if it had only needed to rearrange its paws.
God help me. It's not a puppy.
Kaidan ran a hand over his face and took a deep breath. A quick glance around reassured him that no one else was within hearing range. He still took a step forward. This was crazy. But working alongside reapers was crazy. And sometimes, you just had to follow your gut.
Stormy wagged its tail. Kaidan stared. No, there was no other description for it. The tip of the reaper's body wiggled back and forth like a dog wagging its tail.
And then it unfolded, stretching its long thin arms to their full extent and giving itself a full body shake. Delicately, it picked its way across the landscape to a point beyond the construction zone. It settled again, and Kaidan was suddenly very glad it hadn't decided it had to turn around three times before assuming the loaf position.
"Thank you," he muttered.
He pretended not to feel the contented sigh of energy that washed over him as he walked away. But he couldn't help but smile a little.