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Peter P : “I spilled lipstick in your Valentino bag.”

Aunt May : “ oh, yOU SPILLED WHUHWHAWHAWHA LIPSTICK IN MY VALENTINO WHITE BA-”

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Ned : “If your name is Peter *taps Peter’s shoulder to get his attention* and you’re really handsome, come on raise your hand !”

Peter : *shyly raises his hand*

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*Thor and Loki playing the keyboard*

Thor : “Let me hop out the ... Porsche, I wanted that” *whips*

Loki : “shut the ..., up”

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*Sam and Steve in a car on July 4th*

Sam : “It’s Fourth of July ! I’m ready to pop these firecrackers, don’t pop them on me ! Where the police at ?! I don’t see-”

Steve : “There go the police right there”

Sam : *jumps away from the window scared*

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Rhodey : *shows coupon for 2 free tacos at Jack in the Box* “yeeeeeEEESSSSSSSSS !”

*drives by showing Jack in the Box* “YEEEEESSSSSSS YEEEESSSSSSSS !”

*pulls up at the drive thru* “I got two free tacos !”

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Tony : “GOOD CREDIT, BAD CREDIT, NO CREDIT ?! NO PROBLEM ! OR YOU DEAD ?! FUCK IT ! GHOST CREDIT !”

Gamora and Loki as ghosts : “I’m gon’ get a Subaru !”

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Steve : “There is only one thing worse than dying” *pulls paper to reveal board that reads ‘Bucky Dying’* “BOOM”

Tony : “Bucky”

Steve : “NO-”

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*Tony and Stephen in a car in America*

Dr. Strange : “Want to see my impression of a British driver ?”

Tony : “Alright.”

Dr. Strange : *transports drivers side to the right*

Tony : *sits on the left stunned and scared*

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Bucky : “wHaT tHe FuCk Is Up, SaM! nO wHaT dId YoU sAy DuDe, WhAt ThE fUcK dUdE. sTeP tHe FUCK Up sAm!”

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Bruce: “Imma change this card from red to green.”*taps card and changes into Hulk*

Hulk: “Did it work ?”

Tony: “No.”

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Thor : “Loki ? Loki ? Oh my fucking god, he fucking dead.”

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*Steve and Bucky sit in a hot tub*

Tony, records and zooms in on them : “Two bros, chilling in a hot tub, five feet apart cause they’re NOT GAY”

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*Peter singing to Tony*

Peter: You are my dad (You're my dad!) Boogie woogie woogie!

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Steve : “I love a guy with a man bun”

Bucky : “Is that so ? Because BITCH I GOT ONE ! FUCK WITH YA BOY”

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*Steve and Tony singing Cool for the Summer*

Tony : “Don’t tell your mother”

Steve : “Kiss one another” *shrugs*

Tony : “DIE FOR EACH OTHER!”

Steve : *falls back surprised and scared*

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Tony : “Who’s the hottest Uber driver you’ve ever had ?”

Bruce : “uhhhmmmm I never went to oovoo javer”