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Avengers As Vines |57|

Peter P : “I spilled lipstick in your Valentino bag.”

Aunt May : “ oh, yOU SPILLED WHUHWHAWHAWHA LIPSTICK IN MY VALENTINO WHITE BA-”

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Quill: “Would you rather fight a bunch of kindergarteners-”

Drax: “I wanna fight kindergarteners”

Quill: “That’s not even the whole-”

Drax: “Those kids are gettin SLAPPED !”

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Ned : “If your name is Peter *taps Peter’s shoulder to get his attention* and you’re really handsome, come on raise your hand !”

Peter : *shyly raises his hand*

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*Thor and Loki playing the keyboard*

Thor : “Let me hop out the ... Porsche, I wanted that” *whips*

Loki : “shut the ..., up”

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Anonymous asked:

its funny how its 2am and im on your blog laughing my ass off at these things

I didn’t think my posts were all that funny haha but thank you 💙

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performingcap asked:

This is my new favorite blog

Much love x

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Anonymous asked:

I just spammed the absolute shit you of you you’re posts are actually amazing ahhhh💕

Thank you so much sweetie ! 💛

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Avengers As Vines |53|

*Sam and Steve in a car on July 4th*

Sam : “It’s Fourth of July ! I’m ready to pop these firecrackers, don’t pop them on me ! Where the police at ?! I don’t see-”

Steve : “There go the police right there”

Sam : *jumps away from the window scared*

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Rhodey : *shows coupon for 2 free tacos at Jack in the Box* “yeeeeeEEESSSSSSSSS !”

*drives by showing Jack in the Box* “YEEEEESSSSSSS YEEEESSSSSSSS !”

*pulls up at the drive thru* “I got two free tacos !”

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Quill : *sighs* “Dude, have you seen my phone ??”

Rocket : *nods head no* “I’ll call it” *calls Peter’s phone*

Quill : “No it’s alright, don’t-”

*Tik Tok by Kesha ringtone goes off* *stares at Rocket embarrassed*

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Anonymous asked:

Just so you know, a lot of people love your Tony Stark stuff, including me! Have a nice day.

Thank you love 💛 I appreciate it x

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Avengers As Vines |50|

Tony : “GOOD CREDIT, BAD CREDIT, NO CREDIT ?! NO PROBLEM ! OR YOU DEAD ?! FUCK IT ! GHOST CREDIT !”

Gamora and Loki as ghosts : “I’m gon’ get a Subaru !”

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Steve : “There is only one thing worse than dying” *pulls paper to reveal board that reads ‘Bucky Dying’* “BOOM”

Tony : “Bucky”

Steve : “NO-”

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Thor: “Ready to fucking die!”

Thanos: “I’m a bad bitch, you can’t kill me!”

Thor: “BITCH!”

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Natasha : “Clint ! Your speech was so good !”

Clint : “OH BECAUSE I DIDNT EVEN TRY ! IT WAS JUST LIKE IMPROV-”

Natasha : “OH MY GOD ! WHY CANT YOU JUST TAKE THE FREAKING COMPLIMEEEEEEEEEE-”

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*Tony and Stephen in a car in America*

Dr. Strange : “Want to see my impression of a British driver ?”

Tony : “Alright.”

Dr. Strange : *transports drivers side to the right*

Tony : *sits on the left stunned and scared*

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Ned : “Hey Spider-Man!”

Peter : “What ? fuck.”

Ned : “Yep ! I knew it ! I knew you were Spider-Man!”

Peter : “No! It sounded like you said Peter ! It just sounded-”

MJ : “Spider-Man!”

Peter : “What ? Godda-”

Ned : “HEY ! IT’S HIM !”