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You are a wizard and you witness a murder through your orb, happening in real time, in a private location you would not have physical access to.

On review, this is the funniest possible outcome.

Turkey Tail Starshrooms 🌟

The last of my space shroom collection (for now)

Timelapse here and more on my Patreon.com/Yuumei

Congratulations! You are now a Magic-User!!

Wizards are not naturally immortal, in fact creating their own form of immortality is their graduate thesis.

“I have created a perpetual healing spell.”

“A classic. Congratulations.”

“If my soul leaves my body, this spell will keep it around and lucid enough to magic myself back together.”

“Effective. Next?”

“My spell feeds off the life force of microscopic things! When bacteria die near me, it adds to my total. Wiping down the sink with antibacterial cleaner gives me SUCH a buzz; I think I may have to dial it down a bit.”

“…I would be very curious to see your notes about this spell.”

Vorpal Blade + Lucid Blade

Spellcasters hate this fact but if you just stick your fingers in their mouth while they're casting a spell with a verbal component it's literally more effective than a counter spell.

This also works with pinning their hands against the wall when they're trying to use somnatic components.

Basically if you make out sloppy style while pressed against a wall the spellcasters can't do anything

wrong ♡

chain lightning

You're really gonna try chain lightning with a tongue in your mouth? You think that won't end horribly? You think you have more HP than me?

Bottled lake water

“magic isnt real” — plants just grow out of the ground. for free. everywhere.

we need more women in STEM: Scrying Transmutation Enchantment Magic missile

The curse bewitches you so that you are unable to talk about it. You cannot tell anyone of your curse through speech or writing or action. Any attempt to do so will fail - you will find your tongue frozen, your fingers paralyzed, your charades paused, and no force of will can overcome this.

Fortunately for you, the witch who bewitched you was off her meds that day and plum forgot to add any other effects to the curse. There’s nothing to talk about even if you were able to.

⭒Grimoire inspo for my unmotivated witches⭒

Twitter thread by Melissa Caruso about a labyrinthine magical bookstore in Syracuse, NY. Link to the first tweet in the thread; most pictures have image descriptions! Now here are the screenshots of that thread:

And then a hero of the labyrinthine magical bookstores of the world put all the bookstores that people listed in the replies on a map! (Google Maps link)

THIS is civilization.

It’s bigger on the inside.