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The Manifest

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ave-aria

Stanford “It’s Okay To Give Children Weapons Right?” Pines is totally the type of guy who forgets not to swear in front of kids tbh

I wonder how many days it took him to slip up and say Fuck in front of the twins. Also how many seconds he had to live afterwards, before Grunkle Stan swooped in with an unholy vengeance to ream him out.

Ford: *cuts his finger on an invention* OW! Fuck–

Dipper, Mabel: *gasps*

Stan: *materializing into the room* I WAS SUMMONED BY THE SOUND OF PROFANITY. WHERE IS HE. SHOW ME MY SOON TO BE DEAD BROTHER WHO THINKS HE’S EXEMPT FROM SELF CENSORING!

*The room is suddenly empty, backdoor left ajar*

Soos: He’s making a break for it, Mr Pines!

Stanley, chasing after his brother: YEAH YOU BETTER RUN, YOU SON OF A–

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cbmagus49

This text post made me laugh too much to not draw so here you go

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Definitely don't think about Stan rattling around that big cabin in the woods, all alone, for thirty years. Don't think about how there's only one chair in the living room. Don't think about how he didn't know about the electron carpet because no one else was ever in that room. Don't think about him sitting in the kitchen, alone, with that one lightbulb burning over his head. Don't think about the fact that he sleeps in a twin sized bed.

Don't think about Stan being lonely.

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honeye

What a few years at sea can do to a man, uh ?

(((( i headcanon Ford got a little more cozy and finally stopped drinking coffee cuz now that Bill is gone he can and WILL sleep as much as he can, so he had time to relax, grow a moustache and bigger sideburns and  of course …..a cute Lazy tummy !!!

Stan on the other hand has never felt this alive, he got some more muscles and worked on leg-day (finally) mullet is back , just as beautiful as his restored self-confidence ! he lost most of his depression tum tum ( RIP mr. Tummy) and most importanty …. matchin tattoo by Mabel !!!)))))

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