The Manifest

B99 and Mha because... why not?😁

B99 is just. So Good y’all. It’s so good. Like??? I honestly can’t think of a relationship dynamic i don’t love and adore.

Holt and Gina??? The ultimate juxtaposition but also both sassy queer babes. The Ultimate Gossip Duo.

Holt and Jake?? The One True Father Son dynamic.

Jake and Rosa??? Sarcastic cop bros who love each other a lot.

Rosa and Amy??? Badass babes who support each other’s differences.

Amy and Gina?? Dramatic dorks who secretly love each other but don’t show it.

Gina and Jake??? Childhood best friends who probably did each other’s nails and definitely took baths together when they were babies.

Gina and Charles??? Those siblings who bicker constantly but are ready to Throw Hands if someone else tries to mock one of them.

Charles and Jake??? Pure besties who are 1000% each other’s hype man.

Charles and Amy?? Tea Sharing Sisters who cry and talk shit about mean people over ice cream and face masks.

Charles and Rosa?? Soft pals who support each other a lot and are full of love.

Rosa and Holt?? Stoic badasses who are secretly very soft but Will Kill You if you tell anyone.

Holt and Amy??? Mentorship Police Dad and Adorable Excited Police Daughter.

Terry and literally everyone?? Dad. Everyone’s dad. The dad you wanna be and the dad you wanna have. Dad.

Terry and Holt??? Just trying to keep their police children + Gina alive until next week. Struggling Co-Parents.

Hitchcock and Scully?? Lifetime bros who love each other almost as much as food and chairs.

Gina and Rosa?? Could have been a hot-ass couple. Hot-ass friendship duo instead. Queens who prove God is a Woman.

Kevin and Holt??? Soulmates. Beige and love each other. Pure and Perfect.

Kevin and Gina??? Gossip pals. Definitely have dish sessions.

Kevin and Jake?? Reluctant Dad™ and super eager son.

Jake and Amy??? The Purest Couple On Earth. Ultimate Soulmates. Love each other so much but are always down for Witty Banter. Make every single important life choice via bet. Competitive™ and probably fight over who looks nicer that day. Intense compliment battles Always.

Just. Brooklyn Nine-Nine is So Good and the squad is so pure and i love them so much i cry pls help theyre too beautiful

Most shows I’ve seen that mention fan fiction readers/writers portray them as kinda oddball super-geeks with no lives or social skills.

So I wanna take a moment to appreciate the fact that in Parks & Recreation, the character who writes fan fiction is the intelligent, successful, and good-looking primary love interest of the main character.

Also I want to read the full fic he wrote.

It’s only unrealistic because he said he finished it.

He’s obviously lying, so it’s very realistic.

Here we have Terry from Brooklyn Nine Nine. He’s an Absolute Unit, father, police officer, black, intelligent, kind, a main character……and writes fanfiction from The Good Wife.

B99 - breaking stereotypes all over the place.

ETA: gifset not mine, I think it’s from @msjessicaday

Note that both shows are from the same creator. Who also writes Kant fanfiction and calls it “The Good Place.”

most of us know how important representation is, but i feel like we don’t always realize how vital it is for white cishet people to see representation as well. like my white cishet 65 year old mom’s favorite show is brooklyn nine nine, and when she first began watching it she was so perplexed by ray holt. she had never really seen black gay characters in television before, and the very few times she has they were stereotypes, so she was just so interested by him bc “gay people can be like this?”

like obviously it would be great if she already knew lgbt+ people aren’t the tired stereotypes that society tries to portray us as, and it would be great if she was more educated that Yes black gay men exist and are common. but she didn’t know that, because she’s never really seen it. but just watching brooklyn nine nine has educated her so much!! she’s seeing a black gay man run a police squad, she’s seeing a large black man be one of the most gentle people ever, she’s seeing women of color empowering each other and totally kicking ass, she’s seeing a jewish man repeatedly talking about issues such as transphobia, homophobia, anti-semitism, racism, and she’s also seeing all these characters understand when it ISNT their place to talk about certain issues

so my mom sees stuff like this and thinks “oh i was so wrong about these groups” and then she recommends these types of shows to her other ignorant friends, and she also corrects people when they say bigoted things that enforce the toxic stereotypes she is now educated on. all from some proper representation on a half-hour tv show!! like representation doesn’t just help minorities, it helps the privelage people who have ingrained bigotry in them to see what minorities are really like and what they can be and it’s so important!! and then these privelage people can move forward and use their privelage to try and help minorities. representation of minorities helps the privileged too, and helps society to evolve!! so can bigots stop saying that it only benefits minorities. even if it did only help minorities that wouldn’t be a bad thing, but that isn’t the case so?? stop??

B99 + Text Posts (4/?)

why does this text post sound like an actual cold open from the show

I had to do this meme since I finally watched this scene

This is the only Valentine I’m making this year.

Brooklyn 99 meets Marvel ft. Clint Barton as the middle man. for @isjustprogress​

more Clint Barton gifs /// more Jake Peralta gifs /// more Rosa Diaz gifs /// more Ray Holt gifs /// all gifs

oh god

Brooklyn Nine Nine and Marvel crossovers are like MY DREAM

PLEASE

Oh my GOD. PLEASE PLEASE

OK NO BUT IMAGINE:

Captain Holt: Do you find your job consists of shepherding a variety of eccentric toddlers in the vague direction of justice?

Nick Fury: HELL yes.

Captain Holt: Then it’s agreed: our teams should never socialise. Pure policework, nothing else.

Nick Fury: [peering through a crack in the blinds as Jake takes a selfie with Hawkeye] That might prove difficult.

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Rosa: So. Spill. What’s the coolest thing you ever used to kill a guy?

Black Widow: Well, this one time in Moscow, I -

Captain Holt: THERE WILL BE NO COLLUDING IN MY PRECINCT!

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Thor: My friend, it doesn’t matter the strength in your muscles, though I’ll grant that they’re impressive. Only the worthy can lift Mjolnir.

Terry: Oh, I’m worthy! You wanna know how worthy I am? Hitchcock and Scully stole my last mango yoghurt, and I haven’t beaten them to death with a chair leg!

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Amy: Not to alarm anyone, but I think Gina just dragged Tony Stark into a supply closet. 

Rosa: Nice.

Captain Holt: Oh dear god in Heaven.

Nick Fury: Gina is… your secretary?

Captain Holt: Ostensibly, yes.

Nick Fury: The one who called me Eyepatch when we first came in, then asked if I’d ever considered managing a dance troop?

Captain Holt: That would be the one.

Nick Fury [stares at supply closet]: Assuming they make it out alive, I’ll trade you him for her.

Captain Holt: Back off, Eyepatch.

Nick Fury: Worth a shot.

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Bruce: So, uh. You work here?

Amy: Yes.

Bruce: Voluntarily?

Amy: Yes.

Bruce [gesturing at the chaos of the precinct]: Like this?

Amy [sighing]: Yes.

Bruce: I know exactly what you mean.

Jake, yelling from off: HEY AMY, I JUST CHALLENGED THOR TO A JIMMY JABS LIGHTNING ROUND! WANNA COME CHEER ME ON?

Amy: Oh god.

Jake, still off: LIGHTNING ROUND, GET IT? BECAUSE HE’S THE GOD OF THUNDER?

Bruce: You, uh. Said something about some new binders?

Amy: Come this way. Walk fast, and don’t make eye contact.

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Boyle [talking animatedly]: - and that’s my second favourite recipe for pannacotta, although I gotta say, sometimes it’s only my third because - are you sure you wanna hear this?

Hawkeye [with his hearing aids out, nodding cheerfully]: Please, continue!

@pkeradactyl

Beka Cooper (via incorrect-tortall-quotes)

Acclaimed creative genius Guillermo del Toro loves B99….

pls watch brooklyn nine nine

I love the term “soul comfort food”

when b99 does The Thing

the best thing about this post is all the people saying that they wanna / have to start watching b99 now. like, yes! 👏🏽 watch this show! 👏🏽

@suburbanerd More! 👏 More! 👏 More! 👏

I miss this show.

the way he claps when he says HOT DAMN is what makes it.

Brooklyn Nine Nine is a gift and I’m SO MAD for not watching sooner.

BTW, season 4 premieres September 20.

the best thing about this is still the fact that the “hot damn” was improvised and thats why they cut away so fast because everyone breaks