I've Mastered Avatar Style

did it work

remembering that octopus brains are donut shaped cause their esophagus goes thru the middle of their head and sometimes they die from brain damage from meal too big, and saying a long prayer before bed every night that if something like that happens to me i will be able to handle it gracefully

now i lay me down to sleep

i pray the lord my soul to keep

and hope my brain does not explode

from lunch or dinner overload

but if i die from eating good

i know the haters wish they could

and every day i thank my god

i was not born a cephalopod

and as we all know most prayer is silent so while there are no further words it continues for twelve minutes or so

Goncharov broke containment.

That’s not a cursed image

Chess v2.001 Patch Notes

- Fuck pawns knights bishops and kings

- Rooks go hog wild

rooks be like

Bishops trying to catch up

pawns:

"You, me and Appa; we're all that's left of this place. We have to stick together."

this is an official art btw

being a female knight fucking sucks. every squire boy i get turns out to be an adult woman with short hair who's just in it to sensually strap my armor to me. CHOP CHOP bitch the French are trying to sack our castle!

I love the way the split quote makes it read like reallyreallytrying is the one who lives in a cave, etc.

Right?

has anyone else noticed that tearable packaging has gotten drastically worse in the last couple of years. What’s up with that

They moved the tear line of the frosting packet to the very edge of the packet because they want me to give up and kill myself but i won’t allow the pillsbury fascists to win

the united states of...erm...okay, im not even gonna TRY to pronounce that one

official linguistics post

your honor, i maintain that the prosecution’s video is being played in reverse. in actuality i came upon a village that was already on fire and sucked up all the flames into my special magic wand. i then moonwalked in the wrong direction for some reason