An actual picture of men deciding what women’s healthcare should look like.

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the sign looks like it’s walking towards me i feel threatened

Like this?

actually what the christ

she definitely spills the tea

But a giraffe though? Is nothing sacred?!

Giraffes do nothing to anyone. What is the deal with whites insisting on killing all things African? Why don’t you hear about them going hunting for any other continent’s wildlife and murdering docile creatures for fun?

And to make matters worse…

imagine being that evil

STOP KILLING THINGS YOU AREN’T GOING TO EAT, STOP GOING OUT OF YOUR WAY TO KILL AND EAT SOMETHING “EXOTIC” WHEN THERE IS NO SHORTAGE OF FOOD FOR YOU, STOP KILLING ENDANGERED ANIMALS, STOP ACTING LIKE YOU DID SOMETHING GREAT WHEN YOU DIDN’T, SITTING AROUND WHERE AN ANIMAL SPENDS TIME AND USING BAIT/CALLS TO LURE IT OUT THEN SHOOTING IT ISN’T “HUNTING” IT IS JUST TARGET PRACTICE AND YOU DON’T NEED TO KILL SOMETHING FOR THAT, I’LL BE IMPRESSED IF YOU CAN WALK OUT INTO THE WILD AND TRACK AN ANIMAL DOWN YOURSELF AND TAKE A PICTURE AS PROOF YOU FOUND IT, YOU DON’T NEED TO KILL EVERYTHING

the signs and why theyre undatable

aries: they think everything is a joke, yet somehow takes everything too damn serious anyway.

taurus: too chill, never chill enough. whatever they’re doing it’s too much of it. expects ppl to take care of them and has the attention span of a goldfish

gemini: everything is a personal attack, can’t lower their standards without feeling like theyre compromising themselves, thinks they’re too smart for their partner

cancer: perpetual crier, always wants to hash out a disagreement RIGHT. NOW. doesn’t know how to give people space to process their own feelings

leo: can’t stop talking about themselves, never considers their partners point of view, intentionally leaves ppl behind if they can’t keep up

virgo: obsessed with perfection, susceptible to criticism, will either be emotionally impenetrable or a mess of feelings

libra: can’t make a decision about a person to save their life, will make a list of pros and cons and never read it, head higher than the throne of god

scorpio: will be petty and play games for no reason, everything is disposable including people, emotes only for The Drama of it all

saggitarius: absent, unavailable, lets their phone battery run out and won’t charge it for 3 days, doesn’t know when the party is over, considers a good morning text to be clingy

capricorn: look up bougie in the dictionary, you’ll find a capricorn, needs constant reassurance but pretends that they don’t, thinks the world is against them

aquarius: demons

pisces: martyr fetishist who cant commit to any one person and carries emotional baggage from the last 6 relationships. lowkey evil when they sense the end of a relationship and makes everyone think it’s your fault

Do you ever just feel like you’re not the type of person that people fight for to be a part of their lives?