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its the perfect post everything asked is answered
why is this post diagrammed like an nfl analysis
say something funny
about house md
I started writing House MD fanfic in high school and because my autistic ass got into it so hard I was reading anatomy textbooks on break during my summer job when I was 16 I wrote a bunch of meticulously researched if dramatic and very "written by a 16 year old" fanfic. Like went and joined forums for each condition to describe them as accurately as possible. And like. Accidentally helped like. A bunch of people figure out what was wrong with them by essentially doing fully new medical description research bc I was obsessed with the toxic old man yaoi
old man yaoi saves lives
at work: i could be cooking and cleaning and coding and reading and working out and weaving tapestries and playing video games and climbing a mountain and having sex and filming a movie right now yet they keep me trapped in this prison. idle hands are the devils plaything and i am being forcibly molded into his perfect conduit. i must break free, seize the day and waste not the beauty inherent to finite mortal life
at home: my one true passion upon this pointless earth is bog mummy imitation
Denim Jacket
c.1850
United States
This jacket would have been worn over a woman’s work dress or blouse, most likely while she labored outdoors. Its construction mimics the fashionable hourglass silhouette of the period, with tucks that cinch at the wrists and natural waistline. Denim is typically thought of as a menswear textile, but it was also common in women’s workwear during the 19th century.
Museum at FIT (Object number: P87.43.3)
Menswear guy’s ability to own is so powerful he even owns himself.
more menswear guy
obsessed with this costume
I have one kink and it's not a good idea.
i heard there was an ancient city made of bricks and on each brick was written the story of creation and all the stories were false except one. but a vengeful god buried the city in ash to protect his secret. btw
i think its pathetic that journalists and even some casual speakers call twitter "X" now. weak fish behaviour. you dont have to play along
[ID: A Spotify playlist titled "i can't pick a font for my essay" by meltingneptune. The songs, in order, are:
I can guarantee you that when Sauron comes to power you will not be worrying about the price of eggs 🙂
some highlights from hugh grant answering the proust questionnaire in vanity fair.
valjean: come to that, can you be sure that i am not your man?
the dubious inspector javert:
