I love watching Destiel hellers bargain over the years
Season 5: Destihellers - Fire Jared and turn Supernatural into the Dean and Cas show. Make Destiel canon, totally change the show for us do it now!
*Sam saves the world and Supernatural continues to be about Sam n Dean*
Season 6: Destihellers - Oh wait, we actually love Sam so don’t fire Jared but instead make Sam the Destiel cheerleader in the Dean and Cas show!
*Cas does most of his shit off screen, meanwhile Dean temporarily dies to get his Sammy back*
Season 7: Destihellers - Dean needs to go crazy with grief and sell his own soul to bring back Cas!”
*Dean never grieves and never mentions Cas again, meanwhile he’s totally focus on on Sam while grieving over Bobby’s death.*
Season 8: Destihellers - okay fine, Supernatural is about Dean AND Sam, but it doesn’t mean Dean can’t also love Cas equally as he loves Sam.
*Dean puts nothing before Sam before accidentally marrying Sam in a church*
Season 9: Destihellers - Look, the brodependecy thing is toxic, the boys need friends outside of eachother. Dean needs to be with Cas more to have a healthier outlook.
*Dean kicks a human Cas out into the streets without care, money, protection, or shelter*
Season 10: Destihellers - Come on if you make Destiel canon NOTHING on the show has to change!
*Cas has separate story lines and Dean and Cas grow increasingly irrelevant from eachother*
Season 11: Destihellers - I don’t want Destiel to be canon anymore, I just want Dean to be nice to Cas again.
*Dean tells Cas he’s like a brother to them and their best friend*
Destiehellers - How dare Dean no-homo friendzoned Cas!!!
Season 12: Destihellers - Destiel is gonna be canon this season I can feel it..
*Cas betrays the WInchesters and chooses the Devil’s fetus over them and then dies because reason*
Season 13: Destihellers - Brodependency is gonna be broken this season I can feel it. Dean will say “I love you” to Cas when he comes back and then they’ll be Jack’s two dads.
*Sam is the father figure to Jack who tells Sam “I love you” while Dean obsessed over how to keep Sammy alive*
Season 14: Destihellers - “Turning point!”
*Dean tells Cas “you’re dead to me”, blames Cas for Jack’s murder of Mary, and carved Mary’s initials onto the table next to his and Sam’s initials.*
Season 15: Destiehellers - The penultimate episode was Bribo centric so they’ll make the finale a Destiel episode because it’s not a marketing genius feat to have two Bibro episodes in the row.
Dean to Sam: It’s always been you and me. I’m not leaving you. I love you so much, my baby brother” *forehead tap of deep familial love*
Destihellers - THEY FUCKING CAONIZIED INCEST THOSE BASTARDS!!!