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sins of man condensed into one fucked up package like jesus chri

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we're all going to atone for what we've done so we might as well enjoy the rest of this
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hmhmmhhmhmhh

caught feelings for a guy and i now want to engage with a person as if I were normal and i can feel my psyche tearing itself apart deciding on whether i get dicked down or not since i KNOW that trying to be a normal person cannot be good for me

words cannot describe how the urges feel other than possibly as self destructive

like he's not anything like anyone i have ever felt any kind of connection with before, and doing to myself what it would take to be able to do that with him feels so drastic that it's probably not a good idea. unless he calls me a goood boy. hten i can do anything.

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Tumblr sent me a special email just to make sure I saw this picture of a dragon jacking off

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yiffmaster

finally this website is starting to work properly

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were--ralph

remember when we were free? when we could run in the fields and feel the wind in our hair? i miss that too.

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vergess

A fun bonus fact for you: those No Longer Buyable DVDs?

They're the ONLY surviving NONDAMAGED form of the show. In the late 90s, the masters from which the show is printed were damaged with a red-pink hazy filter.

So. Good luck buying them even if you find them. They're some of the most valuable collector's items in the entire franchise.

Without piracy, there would be NO UNDAMAGED COPIES OF SAILOR MOON AVAILABLE TO ANYONE ANYWHERE, PERIOD.

Piracy Is Preservation.
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gen4

Windows 7

Windows 7 is the next release of Microsoft Windows, an operating system produced by Microsoft.

Windows 7 is intended to be an incremental upgrade with the goal of being fully compatible with existing device drivers, applications, and hardware

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the worst part about being a flesh human on the earth world is that you cannot speak by having text quickly appear in a box with your portrait on it, with a little sound played repeatedly to imitate your voice. i need a talksound and a theme song and everyone should be subjected to it

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capacity2

Men who can’t get laid become so evil about it but if they just found out about prostate stimulation we could move towards communal healing in a meaningful way.

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klapollo

i seriously cannot comprehend the sex drive that makes one exclusively horny for captain america looking movie hunks or the victorias secret angel archetype of tall underweight women with generically pretty faces in bikinis. that shit is like carbon monoxide or infrasonic noise to my libido like my sexual senses cant even clock it

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had a guy today teach me how to dap someone up in CS class and i must've looked like such a fish out of water

like I don't enjoy being firm so the act of having to put weight behind the motion made me do it weirdly, as well as the fact that he had to like physically move my arm the first time to get me to even make the right motion

anyways he 's said that he'd teach me whatever he can, which isn't much; i'm always helping him, but the sentiment is making me melt

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had a guy today teach me how to dap someone up in CS class and i must've looked like such a fish out of water

like I don't enjoy being firm so the act of having to put weight behind the motion made me do it weirdly, as well as the fact that he had to like physically move my arm the first time to get me to even make the right motion

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