The Sequel

I love posts that are like "heh those 10000 note posts will NEVER happen to ME" and then their mutual whos mutuals with big blogs reblogs it and it gets a million notes because all my friends are obscure ass bitches and none of my posts will ever break 26 notes max

I'm disappointed by the lack of soup in this post.

I'm disappointed by the lack of Doofenshmirtz in this post

Rats are cool

Rat detector detector detected :D

Maybe the moon was made of soup cooked by doofenshmirtz and a rat all along.

Hero by Stuart Dunkel (*1952)

give a girl her big tummy it's vital for her survival

"Fuck this shit"

Seen outside The Linden, new Luxury Apartments in West Philadelphia. Most of the units and every store are currently vacant because the monthly rent is triple the rest of the neighborhood. A few days ago 17 windows were smashed and painted messages were left.

I watch realistic knight combat videos because I respect the practice, the skill at play, and the dedication to using and maintaining such gorgeous equipment

Just today I got to see a chess book that I remember reading as a little kid. While it didn't give me a lifelong passion for chess, it did give me a lifelong passion for fantasy for its artwork.

The book is "Chess for Young Beginners" from 1975, and here's some of the artwork:

Like, this artwork goes hard. I especially appreciate the colour scheme for the black pieces, with its browns, bronzes, reds and oranges.

This artwork is amazing, evocative, exciting and dramatic. I recommend giving it a look if you have a chance - you can probably scrounge up a PDF of this thing with a bit of searching.

Listen to me. Listen to me. Listen to me. Listen to me.

I know there is a lot of discourse (tm) around this right now but listen to me

sometimes you do just have to lie to children.

If, when my toddler is, you know, toddling around saying “mama? Big ball?”

If I were lean down and say “unfortunately the big beach ball for some reason fills you with such an unadulterated rage that is beyond human comprehension that you scream until you pass out, so mama had to remove the beach ball from the premises until you can better regulate your emotions” she would simply stare at me like I had 3 heads full of equal betrayal.

So, for now, instead “big ball went night night!”

Please understand when I say “removed the ball from the premises” I mean I popped it in a fit of exhausted confusion. I murdered the beach ball.

See I’ve lied to you all too and it was better this way.

you can’t just leave this in the tags etc.

You can’t be funnier then me on my own posts, I’m in tears from laughter

[ID: tags: "#that wasn't a lie though the big ball did go night night #it went to the great night night that awaits us all" /end ID]

The one real HRT milestone that matters is the first time a cat steps on your boobs and it hurts

assigned titty at kitty (atak)

Yeah she atak me

official boob post

why is central asia free of military bases?

China and Russia.