Reporter: “How is it working with Red Riot?”
Bakugo: “Good, he keeps me on my knees.”
Reporter: “...”
Bakugo: “...”
Bakugo: “FUCK- I MEAN TOES-!”
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Kirishima’s Poor Taste in Men
Ashido: What’s your guys’ type?
Shouto: …A good friend, very cute, emotionally supportive.
Kaminari: Cute, knows how to have fun and appreciates memes
Iida: Organized and is an upstanding citizen!
Shinsou: Someone who can make up for my lack of self-esteem
Kirishima, sighing and looking at Bakugou dreamily: Trash
Everyone, looking at Kirishima: Kirishima NO
This still has the most notes out of any post I’ve made; I’m torn between mild disappointment and total approval for my blogs legacy apparently.
~ A few days into quarantine ~
Todoroki, looking into the camera: “Hello, welcome to my vlog series on the many ways my roommate is being hella cute and is driving me insane with the desire to kiss him.”
Todoroki, shifting the camera around to see Midoriya just sitting reading: “Way Number 1: Existing.”
Meanwhile...
Bakugo, looks up from his phone scowling: “Fucking- Kirishima, I want to kiss you.”
Kirishima, sighing in relief: “Oh thank god, I was starting to get worried it was one-sided- So...?”
Bakugo staring, face red: “So fucking what?”
Kirishima: “Do you want to?”
Bakugo: “...fuck, fine.”
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Shouto: “You know the sort of guy you’re asking out on a date right?”
Shouto and Bakugo watch Kirishima dancing to ‘Baby Shark’ in the middle of the gym
Bakugo: “...at least he’s good at it?”
Kaminari: “Hey man…so, there’s this rumor going around that you’re gay…”
Bakugo: “Rumor? What the hell-?”
Kaminari: “Yeah… just wanted to-”
Bakugo, irritated: “I thought that shit was already confirmed.” *looks at Kirishima* “Hey shitty hair I thought everyone knew that I am in fact a gay. Why is it still a rumor???”
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Kirishima: “You want to come here?”
Bakugou: “I told you, I’m fucking fine. If this is some sort of pity thing-”
Kirishima: “Whoa, whoa, whoa. Are you kidding? This is for me. I could use a snuggle.”
Bakugo: “I….I don’t ….I don’t need a goddamn hug. I’m not weak.”
Kirishima: “I know. But it’s cold out there, I have a big blanket here, and I could use a hug.”
Bakugo: “If….if you need one then I guess-”
Kirishima: “I very much need one.”
Bakugo: “……just don’t put your feet on me, okay? Those things are blocks of fucking ice.”
Bakugou: *starts a fucking war*
Kirishima: *holding a camera* You’re doing great sweetie! Love you!
Bakugou: Don’t you fucking dare.
Kirishima: *smiles*
Bakugou: I swear to God.
Kirishima: *smiles wider*
Bakugou: Please don’t.
Kirishima: *laughs* You’re too adorable.
Bakugou: fuCK NO!!
Bakugou: I’ve never had a best friend for the first 15 years of my life
Kirishima: I’ll be your best friend!
Bakugou: ...
Bakugou: I’ve never had a boyfriend either
Aizawa: Ok guys here's the work
Kirishima, to Bakugou: Please, please help me
Bakugou: *sigh* Youre lucky you have me
Kirishima: I knOW right??? The only thing I know how to do on this paper is writing my name
Bakugou: You just spelled it wrong.
Kirishima: I dare you to marry me
Bakugou: ….I’m not going to fall for that
Kirishima: Then I win
Bakugou: what? Hell no! I’m going to marry the crap out of you right away! let me check if there’s someone free to marry us. You just think you can win like that? Hell no-
Midoriya: *stares*
Kaminari: So is Kirishima the big spoon or the little spoon?
Bakugou: Honestly, they’re a pain in the ass
Kaminari: HA! I knew you were a bottom!
Sero: So… You confessed to Bakugou?
Kirishima: Yes.
Sero: Over a text?
Kirishima: Yes.
Sero: A c c i d e n t a l l y ?
Kirishima: …Yes
Sero: How in the world is that even possible
Bakugou: *eavesdropping on Kirishima and Kaminari*
Kirishima: I dont know, Kaminari, I don’t think Bakugou feels the same way…
Kaminari: *pretending because they know Bakugou is there* Forget about them, I’m better for you.
Bakugou: *bursts in* UM, I THINK THE FUCK NOT!! THEY’RE MINE!
Kaminari: See? I told you they like you back.
- Kirishima: “Did it hurt?”
- Bakugou: “Did what hurt?”
- Kirishima, winking: “When you fell from heaven?”
- Midoriya, walking by, without looking up: “He crawled his way up from hell.”
- Kirishima and Midoriya: *Talking about Bakugou*
- Kirishima: “He is so kind”
- Midoriya: “He laughed at a child for slipping on ice this morning...”
- Kirishima: “So talented”
- Midoriya: “Playing the triangle is not a talent”
- Kirishima: “He is so hot”
- Midoriya: *Looks over to Bakugou, who is pulling an unflattering facial expression* “Are we talking about the same person?”
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No Homo?
Bakugo, after being rescued: Finally, I am back, and I want to say that I love you.
Kirishima: I also love you!
Sero: We all love you.
Kaminari, smirking: We all love each other.
Everyone: ...
Bakugo: ...No homo.
Kirishima: Why not homo?
Kaminari: Yeah, let’s homo!
Sero: All of the homo.
Bakugo slaps Kirishima’s ass
(From this “FFXV in a Nutshell” video, https://youtu.be/nj_IlWwhJcE?t=356 )
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