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Y’shtola, handing the phone to WoL: “It’s your boyfriend.”

WoL: “G’raha is not my boyfriend!”

WoL, on the phone: “Hey, babe.”

WoL + Scions: “Stop summoning Primals because you’re curious about what will happen. What will happen is we’ll kill it.”

Ascians, every goddamn time: “But what if…something else happened. Just this one time.”

Alisaie: “Y’shtola, I need a fake ID for Alphinaud”

Y’shtola: “…why?”

Alisaie: “...”

Alphinaud: “...”

Alisaie: “...”

Alphinaud, mumbling: “You need to be over 18 to buy a fish...”

Alphinaud: “Did you know that 1 in 7 people are gay?”

Y’shtola: “That means one of us is gay.”

WoL: “I hope it’s G’raha.”

G’raha, startled: “What—”

WoL, continuing: “He’s cute.”

Warrior of Light: “Someone end me, I’m fucking done.”

Y’shtola: “Absolutely not.”

Alisaie: “Mood.”  

Alphinaud: “You want to talk about it?”  

Thancred: “I have arsenic.”

The Scions + Emet + Crystal Exarch during Shadowbringers