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Thancred: “I mean, small animals are a lot more vicious. It’s because their anger has less space to be bottled up in.”

Urianger: “That is the most ridiculous-! Pray, giveth one example of this.”

Thancred: “Spiders.”

WoL, having Final Sting flashbacks: “Bees.”

Ryne: “Terriers.”

Alphinaud: “Alisaie. “

WoL + Scions: “Stop summoning Primals because you’re curious about what will happen. What will happen is we’ll kill it.”

Ascians, every goddamn time: “But what if…something else happened. Just this one time.”

Thancred, to Ryne: “Now honey, you’re getting a little older, you’re going to have to act a little bit more your age-”

Alphinaud Naruto-runs past: “THE GROUND IS LAVA!”

Ryne looks confused: “...”

Thancred, with the Scions pointing at Ryne: “AHHHHH YOURE IN THE LAVA!”