Emet-Selch, texting: Babe I stuck my hand in the couch cushion and I’m too lazy to take it out.
Emet-Selch: Send help
WoL, texting back: Why do you do these things
Emet-Selch: I am slowly dying and being consumed by the void
Emet-Selch: I dropped my phone on my face twice
WoL: Bab e
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