Emet-Slech, looking at Amaurot: “You know that none of this is real anymore, right?”
Hythlodaeus, sitting next to him: “Since you made me- but then who is it really for?”
Emet-Selch: “...”
Emet-Slech: “Someone. Anyone.”
Haurchefant: I cannot describe how far I would go for you, what unspeakable acts I would do, what lines I would cross and what a person I would become, if you but asked.
Warrior of Light: You would give me the power to twist your very being?
Haurchefant: I trust that whichever way you twist me, no matter how far I must bend, it will be for the good of the world.
WoL: Haurchefant... I’m not worthy of being given that trust.
Haurchefant: If you have not yet proven yourself worthy, then no mortal ever will.
Estinien, with his lance: “...What the fuck is that?”
Warrior of Light, on their Midgardsommr mount: “A cat.”
Estinien: “That is clearly a dragon wearing a cat ear headband.”
WoL: “No, it’s not, it’s a cat.”
Estinien: “That breathes fire?”
WoL: “.....It’s a very rare breed.”
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It’s almost 2 AM and I should probably sleep but Photoshop called out to me. [Dialogue Prompt] by @austinonymous
Izuku: “Life is so hard...”
Izuku: Takes out a cigarette.
Shouto: Shocked “I didn’t know you smoked...?”
Izuku: Eats half of it. “...It’s chocolate.”
Enji: “I will have you know, I raised four functional children!!!”
Shouto: “You have four children I don’t know about?”
I’ve been online. I’ve seen the way you draw Endeavor- I’m not mad... actually, no, I am very, very mad.
Dabi, probably
Dabi: “Am I a good person? No.”
Dabi: “But do I try and be a better person every day?”
Looks at a picture of Endeavor and lights it on fire.
Dabi: “Also no.”
Adam: “Nobody steal my glasses.”
9S + 2B: Glance at each other.
Adam: “I have contacts. I will find you.”
Reporter: “How is it working with Red Riot?”
Bakugo: “Good, he keeps me on my knees.”
Reporter: “...”
Bakugo: “...”
Bakugo: “FUCK- I MEAN TOES-!”
Izuku: “Nice match Todoroki! Give me five!!”
Todoroki: Gives him a high five.
Todoroki: Intertwines their fingers.
Izuku: “Wha-”
Todoroki: “I'm in love with you.”
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Kirishima’s Poor Taste in Men
Ashido: What’s your guys’ type?
Shouto: …A good friend, very cute, emotionally supportive.
Kaminari: Cute, knows how to have fun and appreciates memes
Iida: Organized and is an upstanding citizen!
Shinsou: Someone who can make up for my lack of self-esteem
Kirishima, sighing and looking at Bakugou dreamily: Trash
Everyone, looking at Kirishima: Kirishima NO
This still has the most notes out of any post I’ve made; I’m torn between mild disappointment and total approval for my blogs legacy apparently.
~ A few days into quarantine ~
Todoroki, looking into the camera: “Hello, welcome to my vlog series on the many ways my roommate is being hella cute and is driving me insane with the desire to kiss him.”
Todoroki, shifting the camera around to see Midoriya just sitting reading: “Way Number 1: Existing.”
Meanwhile...
Bakugo, looks up from his phone scowling: “Fucking- Kirishima, I want to kiss you.”
Kirishima, sighing in relief: “Oh thank god, I was starting to get worried it was one-sided- So...?”
Bakugo staring, face red: “So fucking what?”
Kirishima: “Do you want to?”
Bakugo: “...fuck, fine.”
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Shouto: “You know the sort of guy you’re asking out on a date right?”
Shouto and Bakugo watch Kirishima dancing to ‘Baby Shark’ in the middle of the gym
Bakugo: “...at least he’s good at it?”
During the USJ Incident
Shigaraki: “Nobody expects the League of Villains! Our chief weapon is surprise, fear and surprise; two chief weapons, fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency! Er, among our chief weapons are: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and near fanatical devotion to One For All! Um- I'll come in again...”
Discussing DnD
Shinsou: “You’d make a terrible bard Denki.”
Kaminari: “But... but I’m your boyfriend??”
Shinsou: “I critically failed my charisma save.”
Uraraka, as Izuku is about to play onstage: “Break a leg!!”
Iida: “Uraraka! How is that encouraging-?”
Shouto: “... you don’t think he’d actually be able to find a way to break his leg out there right?”
All three: “... oh no-“