Read as many times as needed

do not go gentle into that good night

be a bit of a bitch about it

I told my students they're allowed to be creative and don't have to be factual when writing about themselves in German because I keep getting questions like "what if I don't have roommates or what if I don't have hobbies" and I'm like guys just make something up! Have fun! I won't fact check you!

So now I am grading homework where a student is claiming to be from North Korea and his hobby is tax fraud

I fully believe that as long as it's grammatically correct, coherent and answering the question students should be able to write whatever the hell they want. I don't care about their actual hobbies and the names of their siblings.

One of my students is writing about a ghost he "interviewed". The ghost is called Walter and died in 1865 . The ghost has ghost friends.

This is making grading homework significantly more fun.

This is because snow doesn't bounce sound waves like concrete does. When the world is like this it's LITERALLY quieter. The snow muffles sound

daylight doesn’t need any saving. i do

only americans will understand::

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fucking. what?

I feel like this picture really gives it context

you know how it is with spaghetti

?????

do not go gentle into that good night

be a bit of a bitch about it

Just a quick reminder…this is what Minho’s hands look like…

I would love this! See, I'm missing the "flight" part of the fight or flight response, so I can't go to haunted houses because I'm afraid my natural fear response ("Ah! I'm scared and I'm punching involuntarily!") will end up getting someone hurt, and that's the LAST thing I wanna do.

we read all of this with the back of our mind parsing it as "nights where they don't scare you and also they serve you chicken" so when we got to the "missing the 'flight' part of fight or flight" part we just thought "that's okay, chickens are flightless too you'll be at home there" and then oh

No no keep going all of this is excellent

she lives in the poetry she cannot write

Like I give a Fuck

Needs the last part

@heatandapathy you forgot the best part

this is amazing 🐈 ♥️♥️

im blowing up this is adorable