Ginger-juice milk curd 姜汁撞奶 or Ginger Milk Pudding，a popular popular desserts in Cantonese cuisine

movies where someone hears an important message only once and retains all the details….

girl if that were me, we’d be fucked. I have to reread emails like 4 times.

if it were me having to repeat my dead father’s instructions on destroying the death star:

I was in a college psych class, and the teacher was doing some kind of exercise about memory, patterns, and retention. He began with, “for instance, if I asked you what number the first letter of your name is in the alphabet, you wouldn’t be able to tell me right aw–” “Ten,” I said. “What?” “J. J is ten,” I said again. He stared at me. “I happened to learn it while looking at the alphabet when I was five or six, and it just stayed in my brain,” I told him. Then we did an exercise on retention. “I’m going to tell you a story,” he said, “and then I’m going to send you out of the room for five minutes, and when you come back, you have to repeat as much of the story back to me as possible.” He told me a long and meandering story with no plot or structure, just a random series of events, place names, actions, etc. Then he sent me out of the room. I looked at the wall for a while. He called me back in five minutes later, stood me up in front of the class, and asked me to repeat “just as much of the story as you remember.” Apparently while I’d been gone he’d been telling the class about how eyewitness accounts aren’t reliable because people don’t remember things well after a certain period of time. So I told his story back to him– not verbatim, but certain phrases were exact– and watched the consternation in his face as I accidentally blew up his (valid! and extensively studied!) lesson about how bad people’s retention is. “It’s like a song,” I tried to explain to him, and the class. “Or a poem. Every part of the story has a little tag to remember it. I looked at the chalkboard while you were saying this part. My leg itched while you were saying that part. A chair squeaked during the next part. Then I just have to come back and go over all the sensations that I had while you were” “Sit down,” he said. I sat. Turns out I’m Autisms Georg adn should not have been counted

ADHD version: A friend asked, on a field trip, why I knew the scientific name for Caltha palustris, “Well, we did that [one week long] field ID course [three years previously] and we saw it in one of the bogs”.

This, I was informed, is very much not a normal reason to remember the scientific name of a plant for the rest of your life.

It took me five whole years to learn when my partner’s birthday is.

I can remember specific details about games I played over two decades ago that I have not played since.

I once forgot it was my birthday. On my birthday. And when my sister (Who lived several hours away) jumped out of hiding and yelled happy birthday, I looked around to see who she was talking to.

I hated having to take a second language in school, and more so I hated the options the school had available; German, Latin, French, and Spanish. (I would later find American Sign Language clicked well) I took Spanish because my older sister did and that meant I’d have help if I needed it. I cheated on most of my tests though as if I needed to remember phrases I would just Draw on the paper something. Often unrelated. I couldn’t read the phrase but I knew the answer associated with it and with key words matched the drawing, and because I doodled all over everything in school including assignments it wasn’t suspicious that I had drawings and doodles in range of my sight.

I don’t remember my left and right naturally, as any time I need it I immediately remember my third grade teacher smacking the chalk board with each hand; “LEFT! RIGHT!” and the sound of the smack because the chalk was in one of his hands so one hand made a ‘tick’ on impact while the other didn’t

I only remember which hand is my left and which is my right because we watched an educational show in first grade and I distinctly remember the man speaking in an accent as he said “which hand makes the letter ‘L’?”

Naturally, sometimes I forget which way the letter L is supposed to be facing.

This is despite the fact that my last name begins with the letter L.

This is despite the

fact that my last name begins

with the letter L.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

I learned left from right in elementary school and TO THIS DAY I re-figure it out by conjuring the image of my elementary school classroom where the door is on the right and the teacher’s desk is on the left.

wait no that’s a lie. This was true until exactly this year when I got a driver’s license. Now I have a new cheat: right is the direction I can turn without crossing opposing traffic!

(I expect to have trouble with left vs right again if I ever drive in England or Japan)

a common epidemic amongst reddit users

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fucking australia’s trying to get everyone to link their government id to their social media accounts else you cant use them anymore, the actual fuck is wrong with this country

please, actually, get fucking mad over this, the entirety of australia basically just banned all social media for anyone who doesnt want to give up their privacy to the government, there was no vote on this, no nothing, they just went ahead and fucking passed this ridiculously privy law and barely anybody’s talking about it the actual fuck

okay so to actually explain what exactly is happening, it’s an age thing. theyve used ‘protect the children’ and ‘let kids be kids’ as a weapon again. anyone under 16 is banned from social media, but to enforce this they have openly admitted everyone will need to link their government id to their social media. this whole ‘protect the kids’ thing was a very obvious trojan horse for getting ppl to give up their privacy.

and yknow, that alone is a very shitty law even without the whole surrendering your private information to the government thing.

theyve made outside uninhabitable, there’s nowhere left to go. public areas have degenerated, theyve turned hanging out into a crime with loitering, streets feel unwalkable sometimes, parents are more wary of letting their kids walk around on their own than they used to be, and now theyre trying to ban one of the main ways kids manage to distract themselves inside the house.

when i was 15 i was depressed and lonely, unable to leave the house very far, no friends, nobody. the one place that helped me feel less alone was online communities. i wouldve killed myself if it werent for the support i recieved on there. and now theyre trying to ban that for future generations, in a world that hates them being both outside and inside.

and even still, this is still a fucking trojan horse to get you to give up your privacy.

some proper info on this bullshit

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tumblr please stop telling me to wd40 a mouse

Holy fucking shit of all the possibilities I did not see that one coming.

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Yeah that tracks

"No man shall defeat you in combat"– get girlbossed, idiot

"No man or woman shall defeat you in combat"– nonbinary knight

"No man woman nor person shall defeat you in combat"– squashed by a tree

“No man, woman, person, neither incidental nor intentionally launched falling object shall harm you"– high velocity metal attack from outer space!!!

“No Man born of woman shall harm you”- get MacDuffed, idiot

“No Man born of woman nor from his mother's womb untimely ripped shall harm you”– trans man and his kids come to fuck you up

“No Man born by caesarian section nor natural birth shall harm you”– defeated by someone grown in an artificial womb

“No swordsperson shall defeat you”– taken out by a squire on their first training session

“No swordsperson, of any standing, shall best you in combat”– stabbed by jester during knife juggling routine

“No weapon shall harm you” – shovel to the face

“No weapon nor shovel shall harm you”– stepped on a rake

“No weapon nor tool shall harm you”– run over by a horse and carriage in the marketplace

“No vehicle designed by Man shall harm you”– crushed by UFO, angels get the credit

“No human nor their familiar shall harm you”– eaten by dragon

“No creature, real or mythical, shall harm you” – crushed by angel, aliens get the credit

“No Being nor Demigod shall harm you”– crushed by tree again

“No Being nor Object shall harm you”– gamma radiation

“Neither Being nor Object nor radiation shall harm you”– vitamin D deficiency

“Radiation shall not harm you but you shall still be able to absorb sunlight”– skin cancer

“Here's some sunscreen”– why, thank you

– run over by alien horse and carriage

The Oracle never predicted thirteen eggs

That... that can't be good, right?

higher thread count is always better

Reblog if you're hoping 2011 will be a fresh start.

the best fanfic is the one the author had fun writing actually.

the second best is the one the author used to work through some issues.

"Is it a safe space to say i hate-" NOT IN THE MAINTAGS IT ISNT

"I hate [character] from [show] soo much #character, #characters's full name, #show, #character's boyfriend's name"

ARE YOU INSANE