made of memories

yes all my favorite characters are desperate to be loved. no i don’t think that says anything about me

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

“but I stay silly!”

One of my favorite thing I’ve learned about animals studies is that you should avoid using colorful leg bands when you’re banding birds because you can accidentally completely skew the data because female birds prefer males with colorful bands

Apparently if you put a red band on a male red wing blackbird his harem size can double

So like you can completely frick up the natural reproduction of a group of birds by giving a guy a bracelet so stylish that females CANNOT resist him

Me, putting a red bracelet on the leg of a male red wing blackbird: ON GOD we gonna get u some pussy bro

I remember reading a study where researchers realized that female birds of a certain species preferred males with a darker breast. So they created what they literally called a “Super-Sexy Male” by catching a male and coloring his chest with a marker. They then ran dna tests on the eggs in the area.

Previously when the researchers had run these tests, they found a certain amount of infidelity was common for these birds. Somewhere around 10% of eggs were fathered by males who were not the primary mates of females.

After the advent of the Super Sexy Male, however, stuff got crazy in bird world. Infidelity skyrocketed, with upwards of 25% of ALL EGGS in the area being fathered by this specific male. Furthermore, his mate’s eggs were 100% his.

This is just insane to me. Just imagine you’re living your bird life when suddenly somebody scribbles on Dave’s chest and the ladies can’t stop throwing themselves at them. It’s stupid that we theoretically can wreck this kind of havoc on an ecosystem.

via @elytrians

It’s back! I think about this post monthly

Aliens abduct me from a cornfield only to set me back down at the club with a sick leather jacket and some shades

(ohmygod they were roommates)

trying comics again so bear with me :’) i’m not sure to coloured comics so this was Hard with a capital H but anything for firstprince

im literally obsessed with my roommates family. they have this tiny ass puppy and you’re never gonna fucking guess what this thing is called

beefcake craig

Giving testosterone to young girls who read yaoi and think “I wish I could have a relationship like that”

FtM (Fujoshi to Male)

#mood

some of yall will be like "be gay do crime!!!" but then torrenting is too scary n diy hrt/medication is too dangerous and shoplifting is too risky and i think the only crime u guys r comfortable committing is "being" illegal in a country you'll never visit who's people you've never had to recognise as actual human beings

Reblog to open a rail line from your blog to the person you reblogged this from

our beautiful rail line... (so far)

I love this site

like a quarter of the railway

I know adverbs are controversial, but "said softly" means something different than "whispered" and this is the hill I will die on.

"before you start writing make sure you know who ur characters are and what the storyline is"

mf we gon find out whats going on together

i cant stop saying "grisp it"

boss makes a dollar i make a dime thats why i boop on company time

On purpose. I boop him on purpose