I have evil furry convention plans.

James Corden, CBS Upfronts

… welp!

does no one realize that robin hood was a terrible role model for young kids? i mean you are stealing from people (illegal) and those people (usually) worked hard to get their wealth. it really demotivates people to succeed when they know they can get something someone else worked for.

is this what rich people worry about lmao

who knew the sheriff of nottingham had a blog

How does someone read Robin Hood and miss the part where it’s set in feudal England. He stole from people who got their wealth by exploiting the poor, incidentally that’s all rich people to this very day.

Tune in next week when they tell you the story of Ebeneezer Scrooge, a benevolent job creator, harassed during his sleeping hours by the hellish socialist dead. 

if anyone tries to tell you that linguistics isn’t useful or practical, remember that one time I figured out my roommate’s crush by observing that she was about to produce a velar plosive when she stopped herself from saying his name

annual mandatory bureau ethics meeting

friendship ended with slice of white bread. now god is my best friend

Passover

imagine your favourite character with the most agonizingly pained expression on their face as they watch the love of their life die and there’s nothing they can do about it

Pick your ship, because Obi-Wan Kenobi’s life is a nightmare.

I HATE THIS POST OK

me: where are all the gays? i’ve looked everywhere

youtube:

My end of an art/fic trade with @lovelovemauilove who wanted Maui in a strongman competition. Hope this works for u chum!

what i think i look like when talking about how yoda was a bad dude and jedi ideology was inherently abusive and unsustainable and they inadvertently caused like all of the problems that happened in the series vs what i actually look like

so when some dude with a beard puts on flannel and chops a tree down, hes some kind of strong sensual alpha male. ok what about when a woman puts on flannel and like, i dont know, saws a plank of wood in half or something, and shes faintly sweaty and not wearing a bra, and her hands are calloused and like, i dont know, shes got a 1980s lesbian haircut and a big and tough but friendly dog named “buster” and a scar on her right shoulder and you’re in a pine forest also. wheres the candle for that. thats the kind of shit i like to think about when i’m in the bath. you’re missing out on a valuable market here, yankee candle

I apologize to everyone whose grammar I ever corrected before I learned not to be a tool.

your forgiven.

You’re… really sweet to do that. Thanks.

u think i am walking around the house with a blanket around my shoulders because i cold but in actuality it is my cloak and i am on an adventure

the fridge: there and back again

100% fool proof way of catching hannibal lecter is in his shopping receipts

You eat an awful lot of meat for somebody who doesn’t yknow

Buy any.

ohmi-fucki-oh-oh *chokes and dies* this is so weird and cool! uh-eh-heheheh…

I’m just saying, I think we all know who the best Jaeger pilot team would be.

#TROY AND ABED IN A JAAAEEGER