but guys, you realize Morgan Freeman had to read those lines

…without laughing.

LOOK AT THE GUY HOLDING THE MICROPHONE

This post doesn’t show up on my dash enough.

OH MY. UUUUUUGGGH.

Gerard Way Ships Stucky

look this is really dumb but noah and ronan totally do that thing where they point to random stuff that they think abstractly reminds them of their friends and inform them “that’s you”

like gansey knocks a bowl of cereal onto the floor and ronan points at it and turns to adam “that’s you” or noah sees two squirrels fighting and points like “that’s you guys” to blue and ronan

gansey tries to fit in with the cool kids but he doesn’t get the point so he just points to really pretty flowers in cabeswater like “adam that’s you” and adam’s blushing just “gansey pls you’re embarrassing me in front of our friends” or he uses it to awkwardly flirt with blue like gansey: *pointing to the sun* blue that’s you bc you’re bright and painful to look at

“gansey you dont explain why, the whole point is that it’s all up for interpretation. it’s an art form”

A frying jan for your jeggs and your jacon

This is the meme I have been waiting for… the jeme.

One jeme to rule them all.

two days ago i had this deancas short dream and i had to do something about it because i couldnt get it out of my head haha

-reference used-

When you see a spider in your room

some florist!AU drawings for lovechrome ❁

Obi-Wan once thought as you do. You don’t know the power of the Dark Side. I must obey my master. 

I will never understand girls who throw their bras at guys on stage those things are fucking expensive and he has no use for it like what do you want him to do pass it down to his first born daughter

I thought this was going to be slut-shaming but it’s glorious

When engineers are bored.

Engineers are witches

it’s april fools day in a month and i just wanted to let all of my followers know i am a safe blog that will never post any screamers