i could be your loser boyfriend. do you ever think about that
god nothing like lecturing each other about the show they played in the background and just losing your minds together. Nothing like infodumping to each other about your favorite parts of trigun and being reminded of how queer you are
god i’m gay for them
I love my partner and I’s parallel play date nights bc it always has the wildest comments.
Tonight I was embroidering and watching Spy x Family and casually asked with zero context “hey, would you propose to me by throwing a grenade and offering the ring pin as an engagement ring?”
and without hesitation went “if the opportunity presents itself, yes”
anyways i’m so desperately in love with him!!!
when will a pretty person cosplay with me? and create homoerotic content for the vibes? and be just a bit gay for me and I a bit gay for them?
me: damn what if i wrote sapphics like mabel pod
my friend: spooky, a lil fucked, forever yearning?
me: yeah
my friend: that’s just your relationship tho…
wwow youre gorgeous. ive never wanted to fumble someone more in my life, mind if i sit here and look up at you with big puppydog eyes.?
"I love you , I'm glad we're friends"
Sex is great, but have you ever shared food with your lover in the middle of the night like two raccoons in love?
hey. dont cry. iloveyou, okay?
Not to be horny but you should lay your head on my chest so i can slowly play with your hair and scratch your head and caress your neck until all your muscles relax then i'll kiss your forehead <3
beauty standards are so fucked up what happened to i love your body because it's you. what then.
people get hotter the more you like them that's just science
that's so autistic of you *bats eyelashes flirtatiously*
once i figure out how to undoom her from the narrative the wedding is BACK ON
i care about your mental health and i want to grow together with you. i want to make you feel seen, understood and loved on your bad days. i want to see the deepest parts of your soul, heart and mind. i want to love you for what you are. i want to take care of you and of myself because you are a part of my being
hi i am insane and have nothing to offer. do you still like me