ok so this post is paryoding gay atheist arguments that have been around since the dawn of time yet they keep spouting them like they're new
and a bunch of gay atheists saw this and ofc started spouting the literal same gay atheist arguments from the dawn of time (one literally just posted a quote from socrates or smth) and i just.
e-atheists are so predictable y'all really are monkey huh
Ah, yes, the same arguments that have been around since the dawn of time, not anything like the arguments in favor of God that are constantly updating.
Gags aside what do you expect, its kinda the same debate thats been around since the beginning of human history, not exactly a whole lot to innovate on fundamentally from either side, comes with the territory. Also yeah, you toss in bait and the internet is quick to follow, I could probably get the same reaction from theists parodying a bunch of biblical arguments, you know, if anyone followed me.
Christians like @ed-longshanks be like
- Magic is real!
- Look at the trees!
- Donkeys and snakes can talk!
- Dragons are real!
- I believe we should follow the laws of the Bible set by God, except the ones I find inconvenient.
- If it’s in the Old Testament that law commanded by God doesn’t count. But follow the Ten Commandments found in the Old Testament, y’all. Oh, and them Old Testament laws about gay people.
- I don’t understand it, so magic man in the sky must have done it.
- I’m not an animal, I’m made of dirt!
- But I don’t LIKE the idea of thinking instead of following orders. :(
- There’s a context where condoning owning another person as property is moral!
- 900 year old man making a wooden boat that fit 2 of every dinosaur plus two of every modern land animal plus enbough food for each animal and human on board makes total sense!
- A wooden boat could TOTALLY survive gigantic tsunamis!
- A wooden boat carrying 4,000 termites could TOTALLY last 40 days and nights!
- Two of every animal would TOTALLY be enough to repopulate the planet! It’s not like carnivores need meat or herbivores need plants or anything.
- Gay sex icky.
- Y’all just wanna sin!
- Ugh why do people historically and currently persecuted by Christians have a problem with Christianity? So unreasonable! >:(
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Christians like @questions-for-christians be like
- Let’s have a friendly debate! :D
- Oooh, you think different than me? I have so many questions!
- So, what’s your opinion on this?
- Could you elaborate about why you believe _______?
- Hey, can I have some sources for that thing you said/talked about so I can check it out?
- Hmm. I don’t have a good answer to that. I’ll have to think about it/do some research.
- Yeah, what IS up with God’s explicit condonement of slavery in the Bible and all the other immoral bits??
- I’ll be honest with you, I don’t know, and I might never know. Sometimes life be like that.
- Oh, that’s an interesting point I hadn’t thought of before!
- I’m not sure I agree but you make a valid/interesting point.
- I recognize that Christians have historically persecuted a helluva lot of people and still do, atheists included, and that it was wrong then and is still wrong now.
- I won’t out you as an atheist if given the chance.
- Omg, I’m so sorry for unintentionally using a harmful stereotype used by Christians for centuries to oppress the minority you’re a part of. I’ve learned from my mistake, won’t do it again, and fixed that post. Thanks for educating me!