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Christian Privilege (1/?)

Pop culture prioritizing depicting Hades as evil and Zeus as good to meet Christian preferences and expectations rather than accurately representing Hellenic mythology.

Zeus was a serial cheater and serial rapist who was all-around brutally violent at the best of times.

Hades was a quiet level-headed homebody who did his best to mind his own business.

But according to Christianity, the supernatural being that rules from above is good and the supernatural being that rules from below is bad, so Zeus is depicted as good and Hades as bad to conform to Christian beliefs.

a) Other than Persephone Hades didn't rape anyone, as opposed to Zeus, who went around raping everyone. Plants included.

b) As my Classics prof put it, "The Ancient Greeks would be very confused at us getting upset about Persephone. They'd be like "What? She's just getting married! Everyone gets married!""

That was just how you got married in Ancient Greece. One day you'd get carried off by some dude and you'd be like "Oh look, I guess I'm getting married."

Is it horrific? Yes. But by Ancient Greek standards Hades basically did the equivalent of proposing and eloping.

@p4eiiss

What part of "Is it horrific? Yes." suggests that I don't think rape is bad?

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And God’s supposedly the one speaking in that passage, by the way. 

God literally explicitly says “You may acquire male and female slaves.” in Leviticus too.  (Leviticus 25:40-46)

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Okay, first off, you’re deliberately taking things out of context.

This is right after the Jews left Egypt. Where they were slaves. So this part is laying down the laws of how to keep slaves- including the fact that slavery is temporary. That’s literally the rest of the highlighted sentence. YOU CANNOT KEEP A SLAVE LONGER THAN SIX YEARS. This is usually a form of debt repayment- if you run afoul of huge debts, you would be a slave to your debtor, working for them without pay until your debts are repaid through that labour, or for 6 years if it’s not enough. And slaves had rights.

The end of the chapter mentions how someone could become a permanent slave by choice. I’ll admit that that one’s new to me, I don’t think I’ve read this part before. I’d suggest bringing that one before Jumblr.

But slavery isn’t always the same as colonialist slavery, it often wasn’t an enslaved people with no rights. Each culture had its own laws on slavery, might even have had multiple different kinds.

I hate these sorts of Culturally Christian Atheist “gotcha” arguments that require explicitly Christian approaches to playing games with the texts.

1. ♪ I’m NOT culturally Christiaaaan! ♪

I’m culturally secular, thank you.

Like many (if not most) secular atheists, I was raised being taught about as many religions as my mom could get a hand on info about.

I have family members who are Wicca and family members who worship Candomblé.

I’ve had my Orixá de Cabeça divined by a Quimbanda priestess, been to a Buddhist temple on several occasions, taken university classes on Greco-Romano and Norse mythology & culture, celebrated a Pagan Summer Solstice celebration, and attended a South American equivalent of a Powwow to honour my Indigenous ancestors.

I’ve also been avidly studying comparative religion since I was 5 out of personal interest.

Just because I’m discussing Christianity does not make me culturally Christian.

And if you mean I’m “culturally Christian” because I live in a Christian-majority country, then Jews, Hindus, Buddhists, Wiccans, Sikhs, and Muslims in my country are all culturally Christian too by your logic.

2. I was talking about Christianity because the comment I was referencing was by a Christian.

Don’t worry, I know that God in the Jewish Torah and Muslim Qu’ran is pro-slavery too.

““If a man sells his daughter as a slave, she is not to go free like the men-slaves.” (Shemot 21:7)
If a person beats his male or female slave with a stick so severely that he dies, he is to be punished; except that if the slave lives for a day or two, he is not to be punished, since the slave is his property.” (Shemot 21:20-21)
“Concerning the men and women you may have as slaves: you are to buy men- and women-slaves from the nations surrounding you. You may also buy the children of foreigners living with you and members of their families born in your land; you may own these. You may also bequeath them to your children to own; from these groups you may take your slaves forever. But as far as your brothers the people of Isra’el are concerned, you are not to treat each other harshly.” (Vayikra 25:44-46)

“except with their spouses and slave-girls. The practice of carnal relations is lawful with them.” (Surah 23:6)

“except from their wives and slave girls, in which case they are not to be blamed,” (Surah 70:30)

“Prophet, We have made lawful for you your wives whom you have given their dowry, slave girls whom God has given to you as gifts, the daughters of your uncles and aunts, both paternal and maternal, who have migrated with you.” (Surah 33:50)

3. It’s not a “gotcha argument” to do exactly what the person said I should do.

The person said “Read Exodus”. 

I did. 

And it literally has a section on how Jews can enslave other Jews. 

The Leviticus quote I gave, in turn, explicitly says “You can enslave the heathen that surround you and keep them as your property to pass on to your children.”

4. How is it a “word game” to quote an explicitly clear text verbatim?

The text explicitly says “You can own these people as property.” 

If you’re telling me that that’s not what the text means when it literally says that then I’m not the one playing word games, my friend.

5. I’m not the only one who says the text in the Bible is pro-slavery.

Christianity: Atlantic slave trade and abolition from the BBC Religion & Ethics page

“…scriptural passages from the Old Testament books of Exodus, Leviticus and Deuteronomy which appear to denounce slavery actually condemn enslavement in certain circumstances rather than slavery in general.”
“…some clergy tried to push the idea that it was possible to be a ‘good slave and Christian’ and pointed to St Paul’s epistles, which called for slaves to ‘obey their masters’, and St Peter’s letters (1 Peter 2: 18-25), which appeared to suggest that it was wholly commendable for Christian slaves to suffer at the hands of cruel masters.”

Slavery (Biblical Studies) -  Oxford Bibliographies

“The Hebrew Bible condones slavery, contains laws regulating it, and even uses it as a metaphor to describe God’s relationship with Israel. The New Testament, entrenched in the Greco-Roman world, accepts the fact of slavery, commands slaves to obey their masters, and even recounts the return of a slave to his master.”

What The Bible Really Says About Slavery by Greg Carey, Professor of New Testament, Lancaster Theological Seminary

“Don’t let anybody tell you that biblical slavery was somehow less brutal than slavery in the United States.”
“Slaveowners possessed not only the slaves’ labour but also their sexual and reproductive capacities.  When the Bible refers to female slaves who do not “please” their masters, we’re talking about the sexual use of slaves.  Likewise when the Bible spells out the conditions for marrying a slave (see Exodus 21:7-11).”
Slavery did not accompany a particular racial status, as it eventually did in the United States, but the Hebrew Bible stipulates preferred treatment for Israelite slaves (see Exodus 21:1-11; 25:39-55; Deuteronomy 15:12-18). … Military conquest contributed greatly to the slave market as well.”
The Bible does not attempt to hide the presence of slaves.  Beware modern translations that use “servant” to cover up slave language.
In the New Testament, Jesus frequently refers to slaves in his parables, the witty stories that marked his most distinctive teaching style.  He never addresses slavery as an institution, though unfortunately one of the parables assumes that beating a slave is acceptable (Luke 12:47-48).”

You’re using Christian-style analysis of the Torah and were raised in culturally Christian environments, like most secular atheists.  There’s no escaping it in a Christian-dominated environment unless you have an entire community to help provide an alternative upbringing to help shield you from it–which, by your own admission, you didn’t.

So you’re culturally Christian, and playing “Gotcha” style games.  And blocked.  

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luv 2 see atheists writing their own shaggy dog jokes about themselves

I know, right? It’s like… “I will interact with this text in a Culturally Christian manner, by taking the text completely at face value, using quotemining and cherry-picking, and ignoring all of the cultural meta-textual analysis because to actually engage with that meta-text would contradict my intended end goal of ‘proving’ the barbarism of these persecuted groups in order to establish myself as morally superior.” Hard to get more Culturally Christian than that.

It’s ridiculous.

It’s also a case where a literal translation of the text causes more harm and confusion than a cultural translation would, because it would be far more accurate to call the people in that passage indentured servants.

But then how would they be able to dunk on Jews if they actually took the context into consideration? /sarcasm

Can’t have THAT, then they might start actually thinking of them as people and not rhetorical tools! /s

Ah, I remember when we got to this part of Exodus in Torah study. Rabbi yelled at Gd for a while, said it was a shonde, yelled about Moses being unwilling to stand up and say this was wrong having just liberated people from slavery, and pointed out that this is more about our behavior than anything - we do hypocritical and terrible things, we have double standards, and we need to take a look at ourselves to make sure we’re not doing this. Be a mensch, be kind, and understand that sometimes the Torah is showing us what not to do.

But, y’know, you could also just assume that Jews take the Torah absolutely literally and cite Christian theologians to prove your point. W/e.

I was literally quoting the Bible in my OP, NOT the Torah.

The post was entirely about the Bible and Christianity and was responding to a Christian and had nothing to do with Judaism.

That's why I was looking at it from the Christian perspective, you nitwits.

The fact that you can't tell your religious text apart from the Christian text even when someone is explicitly saying "I'm talking about the Christian text" isn't my problem.

Theist Jewish people on this site loooove to say that the Torah and the Old Testament aren't the same while turning around and claiming that I'm quoting the Torah when I'm explicitly quoting the Bible because they can't tell the difference between the two.

So which is it?

Are they the exact same text or are they nothing alike? You can't have it both ways.

The fact that you don't understand how theology works regarding how we reference related religious texts is your problem, not mine.

To quote both my Norse mythology professor AND my Classics professor: You treat each religion's texts as separate from each other even if they are the same word for word. This is because they are the same due to having the same root, not because one is a copy of the other.

The Torah and the Old Testament are, therefore, to be treated as different texts because they are from different religions.

The reason their texts are nearly identical is that Christianity evolved from Judaism. Early Christianity was actually a sect of Judaism that evolved into its own religion over time. We know that they considered themselves Jewish at first because there were huge debates in the early days over whether gentiles had to first convert to Judaism before becoming Christian.

BTW, the fact that you think it's okay to insist on imposing the label of culturally Christian on Indigenous people (like me) who explicitly say that they weren't raised Christian in any way shape or form is disgusting and you should feel bad.

By your logic, if atheists raised atheist in Christian-majority countries are culturally Christian then Jews in Christian-majority countries are all culturally Christian.

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Me: *mentions Yahweh in a post about the Abrahamic god*

Christian, Jew or Muslim: Who tf is Yahweh?*

My brain, every time:

By which I mean this exact image pops into my head

(Why do I, an atheist, know more about who you worship than you do?!)

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* Not an exaggeration. This is a direct quote from an interaction a while back.

Jewish Theists on Tumblr: Yahweh isn’t G-d’s name! You don’t know shit! Kill yourself! (eg. @pasttensescore &

Comment by user bifrey: play in traffic op
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Me, to a rabbi at Chabad.org:

The Rabbi’s Response:

God, the lack of reading comprehension on this website...

Please show me where I said you were the one suicide baiting.

I was talking about @bifrey, whose comment is also present in the post:

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I literally went to a rabbi and asked him if Yahweh is your deity's name specifically because y'all kept bitching that I didn't know what I was talking about in order to double-check my information.

Y'all kept telling me to ask people from the religion about the religion, so I did.

The fact that you don't like the rabbi's response is a "you" problem.

If rabbis are not reliable sources on your religion's beliefs then please tell me who is so I can ask them.

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1. Giving overprivileged what for real? I think you forgot to type a word.

2. I don't know how to tell you this, but it's possible to be a goyim AND not privileged.

I'm a queer disabled Indigenous immigrant from a third-world country and a single-parent household whose lack of religion means that it's legal to deny me employment in government jobs on the basis of my religion (or lack thereof).

Unlike theists (Jewish and otherwise) where I live it is not safe for me to disclose what my religious beliefs are as it can have very real serious social (being disowned* by family and friends), professional (losing my job or being denied employment), and economic repercussions in my life.

Disclosing my religious beliefs could also affect my physical safety.

And unlike theists, my right to not have religion is NOT protected like the right to religion is (e.g. in my own country, where the Ontario Human Rights Commision explicitly decided that atheists are not protected under the right to religious freedom since atheism isn't a religion).

But wait, there's more!

  • Every morning at my government job I have to listen to my country's anthem, which is literally a prayer to your god.
  • My supposedly secular country's money references your god.
  • Even the supposedly secular public schools in my country have religious public school options, including for Judaism. Even supposedly fully secular schools have religious "alternative programs" in the school.
  • Five provinces in my country provide partial funding to qualifying “independent schools.” These are Quebec, Manitoba, Saskatchewan, Alberta and British Columbia. Funding ranges from 35% to 70% of the per-student subsidy that public schools receive. Almost half of all independent schools in Canada are faith-based. These schools are generally able to have religious admission and staffing requirements.
  • In one of my country's provinces, their mandatory course on “Ethics and Religious Cultures” was supposed to give all primary and secondary schoolchildren an understanding of the main religions. However, the term ‘atheist’ was deemed to be too “negative” to be included in the course.
  • There are extra protections for specifically religious clergy and services. For example, it's illegal to protest at or near places of worship in my country. E.g. Several people have been arrested since the 1980s under section 176(2) of the Criminal Code for protesting in or near churches.
  • Many addictions treatment facilities in the country, including some paid for by provincial healthcare systems, rely on faith-based 12-Step programs. People are routinely required to attend these and follow up with Alcoholics Anonymous (AA) by employers, health insurers or as part of a court order. Unlike in the USA, there is no jurisprudence on the constitutionality of these requirements.
  • Regulating who may perform a marriage is provincial jurisdiction in Canada. Every province permits religious clergy to solemnize a marriage but only Ontario has recognized Humanist officiants. Most provinces offer a civil marriage option but those positions are generally tightly controlled by the government.
  • My country's long form census has intentionally biased questions to inflate the number of religious people in the country. This has the side effect that atheists are perceived by politicians as being less important constituents at voting time as well as when voting on bills.

Such privilege, wow!

* If you think I'm being hyperbolic: The only reason my mom got me baptized is because if I wasn't, my entire paternal side of the family would have shunned and disowned me even as a baby.

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y'all will circlejerk yourself to the mysticisms of faeries and elves in european countries for centuries and take it as fact but the second native americans ask you to respect our spirituality and culture suddenly you're all aetheists

non natives can, should, and will reblog this.

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atheostic

Way to throw a fellow religious minority under the bus there. (And a persecuted minority at that.)

People aren’t dicks toward Indigenous cultures/religions because they’re acting like atheists, they’re being dicks because of racism.

I don’t think European fairy myths are persecuted like Indigenous religions, I think atheism is persecuted just like Indigenous religions, you ding dong.

It’s not like I have a place in this conversation due to being an atheist Nambikwara who has worked directly with Cree and Piikani people in a Christian religious setting or anything.

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Reading comprehension is important

Me: I have a question for Jewish theists.

Random Jewish people: Not all Jews are theists, don’t be so ignorant!

Me: Do you even grammar, bruh? I’m well aware not all Jews are theists. That’s why I specifically and explicitly indicated that I wanted to hear from theist Jews. If I thought all Jews were theists I wouldn’t have made the distinction.  

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