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Sh!t Abrahamic (Jewish, Christian, Muslim) Theists Say

“Look at the universe! Something this complex can’t exist without a creator!”

If God created the universe he has to be at least as complex as the universe he created, does he not? 

If anything that’s complex HAS to have a creator then who created God?

By your own logic he can’t exist without a creator creating him.

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WE’RE NOT THE MOST HATED GROUP FOR NO REASON ANYMORE!!!!!

wait and everyone else is hated for a reason? 

Nah, y’all get hated on for being shitmeister Christians.

1. Different religions bitch about each other to try to prove they have the best imaginary friend.

Atheists don’t believe in imaginary friends.

So yeah, there IS a reason for religious people to hate each other (it’s a dumbass reason but y’all seem reeeeal invested). 

And since atheists don’t have an imaginary friend to cheer for, we don’t have a dog in that fight, you lot hate us for no reason.

2. You ARE aware that Jewish atheists exist, right?

Russel Glasser was the president of the Atheist Community of Austin not too long ago and he regularly appears in a popular atheist call-in show, The Atheist Experience.

Btw, their most recent episode doesn’t look very Christian-y to me:

I am aware. I am one. You are not.

If you’re an atheist I find it interesting you’d call yourself a “shitmeister Christian".

And how would you know whether or not I’m Jewish? *eye roll*

You’re totally shooting in the dark and making shit up, seeing as I don’t have any information about my ethnicity on my blog info.

I was calling you that, you intentional illiterate.

You used the word “y’all”. 

Y’all is the contraction of “you all”.

And you used the plural form of “Christian”.

I have a bachelor’s degree in English and have taken lingustic classes on English grammar.

According to how the English language works your original statement of “y’all get hated on for being shitmeister Christians”  means that you are saying “that’s because you atheists are all shitmeister Christians”.

This is because in my original post “we” was in direct reference to atheists. Therefore, when you respond with a plural pronoun of your own (in this case “y’all”) without clarifying your plural pronoun stands for a different plural noun than the one I used a plural pronoun for you are rereferring to atheists as well.

If you were only referring to me and not all atheists then you need to pick up a grammar book and learn to speak better English.

BTW, stop shaming people who are illiterate by using the word as an insult, you elitist bigot

Illiteracy has NOTHING to do with lack of intelligence.

Have a snickers. You get needlessly angry over being called a shitmeister Christian when you’re hungry.

Ooops, did I out-logic you? ‘

Cause “omg, why are you angry about being called a Christian when you’re an atheist?” isn’t an argument.

I didn’t get angry at being called a Christian, I got angry because you used a racist slur 

and then proceeded to shame people who are illiterate.

Let’s review this conversation thus far:

1. I make a post about being excited that atheism is becoming less reviled in the US, a place where it used to be so hated that the only category that scored lower for Americans was “Socialists”.

2. You reblog my post with an unnecessarily aggressive angry comment that atheists are hated because they’re Christians.

3. I reply explaining that atheists aren’t Christians and that Jewish atheists exist. You make the claim you’re an atheist Jew and I’m not.

4. I point out you’re talking out your ass because you have no idea what my ethnicity is and that if you’re atheist you just called yourself a Christian.

5. You, still not knowing my race, call me an insult to baboons, "baboon” being a common racist slur directed at black people.

6. You try to hide you’re a white supremacist by switching that out for “intentional illiterate”, which is both elitist and nonsensical (and you showed lack of understanding of what italics are for).

7. I explain basic grammar to you and call you out on being a bigot.

8. You basically reply with “omg, why are you angry about being called a Christian when you’re an atheist like me?”

Btw, why would you get so upset at good news regarding atheism if you’re an atheist? I can only assume it’s because you’re actually a Muslim, seeing as they’re now the most hated religious group.

You certainly aren’t Jewish, because since they’re the most liked you have no reason to get upset.

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