When you run, your behind moves in an obscene way ;)
Hey, Just wanted you to know that I am praying for you :) I respect that you have passion, not just mere indifference.
Why would you pray for me? What would that accomplish? If god is all knowing and all powerful what difference would your praying make? Think of all the thousands of starving children in africa, think of their parents - chances are they are praying, begging god right now for their 3-year-old to not die from starvation. And their prayers won't be answered. Even if there was a god, do you really think he would change his perfect "divine plan" for anyone?
Don't waste your time talking to imaginary friends and actually do something useful.
“In fact, "atheism" is a term that should not even exist. No one ever needs to identify himself as a "non-astrologer" or a "non-alchemist." We do not have words for people who doubt that Elvis is still alive or that aliens have traversed the galaxy only to molest ranchers and their cattle. Atheism is nothing more than the noises reasonable people make in the presence of unjustified religious beliefs.” - Sam Harris, Letter to a Christian Nation