One in ten young people think Santa Claus appears in the Bible
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For centuries Christians have been taught that wise men from the east brought gifts for the baby Jesus.
But, according to polling, one in 10 young adults in Britain now believe that Father Christmas also makes an appearance in the Biblical account of the nativity.
Significant numbers also think that Mary and Joseph might have brightened up the stable with a Christmas tree.
Over a third of the public think that the Bible records December 25 as the date of the Jesus’s birth.
And a quarter appear to have confused the lyrics of “Away in a Manger” with the gospels by believing that the Bible states that Jesus did not cry when he was born.
More than 2,000 people of all ages were polled on their knowledge of the Christmas story to test whether younger generations are becoming increasingly ignorant of religion.
The ComRes survey, conducted on behalf of the Christian Institute, involved giving people a list of elements and asking whether each was included in the Biblical accounts of Christ’s birth.
Overall 87 per cent believed that the Bible says that Jesus was born in a stable – a location at least implied by the gospel of Luke’s account that he was laid in a manger because there was no room at the inn.
Meanwhile 84 per cent said the accounts include three kings or wise men made visiting Jesus. Although the Bible does not quantify the magi, it but does specify three gifts.
Similarly three quarters think the Bible mentions Mary riding a donkey or that the cattle were busy lowing at the time of the birth.
Perhaps more surprisingly one in 20 Britons think that Father Christmas makes an appearance in the Bible – a proportion which rises to 10 per cent among the 25 to 35 age group.
People who work in the public sector – a category which includes teachers – are almost twice as likely as private sector employees to think that Father Christmas features in Scripture.
Similarly seven per cent thought that the Bible makes room for a Christmas tree – an innovation introduced in Victorian times. Among 18 to 34 year old the proportion almost doubles.
Colin Hart, head of the Christian Institute, said: “This poll shows a worrying lack of knowledge about our country’s Christian heritage that has shaped our history, institutions and laws, even who we are and our values.
“When one in 10 public sector workers, including social workers and teachers think that Santa Claus is part of the Bible’s account of the nativity, what hope is there for our children?
“Our Christian heritage is being corrupted and airbrushed and the central Christmas message about the birth of Jesus Christ is being lost.
“For many pupils RE has become a multi-faith mishmash.
"The Government must take a stand instead of running scared from the political correctness lobby and ensure that our young people are taught properly about the life and message of Jesus.”
From Telegraph
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