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THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS: STARTERS

• "You're mine, you know. I made you with my own hands."
• "It's a phase, my dear. It'll pass. We need to be patient, that's all."
• "[Name], please, I'm only an elected official here! I can't make decisions by myself!"
• "There's only three hundred and sixty-five days left until next Halloween!"
• "Is there anywhere we've forgotten to check?"
• "There's got to be a logical way to explain this Christmas thing."
• "Curiosity killed the cat, you know."
• "Come on into the lab, and we'll get you all fixed up."
• "You can come out now if you promise to behave."
• "What kind of a noise is that for a baby to make?"
• "The job I have for you is top secret. It requires craft, cunning, and mischief."
• "[Name], I need your help more than anyone's."
• "[Name], please, listen to me. It's going to be a disaster."
• "You don't look like yourself, [name]. Not at all."
• "You don't have to worry about Christmas this year."
• "Consider this a vacation, [name]. A reward. It's your turn to take it easy."
• "Haven't you heard of peace on earth, and goodwill toward men?"
• "Oh, how I hope my premonition is wrong."
• "That's strange. That's the second toy complaint we've had."
• "What?! You're trying to make a dupe of me?!"
• "I knew this Christmas thing was a bad idea. I felt it in my gut."
• "It looks like Christmas will have to be canceled this year."
• "She's the only one who makes any sense around this insane asylum!"

THINGS MY EXES SAID: STARTERS (PART II)

• "I can't deal with your illness. Call me if you ever make it out alive."
• "You're too much for anybody."
• "Your family was right about you."
• "Why don't you go down some pills, or drown in alcohol? Because that's all you ever do."
• "It's like you've got a garden growing out of the darkest parts of you."
• "You're a waste of my fucking time."
• "I tried to kill myself last month. Sorry I didn't tell you."
• "You can't use I love you as an excuse to hurt people anymore."
• "The distance is too much. I can't be with someone a thousand miles away."
• "I'm kind of in love with everything. That's just how I am."
• "I went home and chugged a bottle of whiskey."
• "Get a fucking personality, man."
• "You're not even worth the air you breathe."
• "Someday, we'll have our own kids, and a family... but not together."
• "You helped me feel again, and now I wish I couldn't."
• "You're perfect, but you don't mean a thing."
• "Thanks for letting me be your first kiss."
• "I would love you if you were actually stable."
• "I know you need someone. But that someone can't be me."
• "You were too hard to love."
• "You were only ever temporary to me. This was all temporary."
• "I'm sorry things ended the way they did."
• "Kill yourself, or stay out of my life."
• "I love you, and I don't want you to die."
• "I will always love you more than I can physically carry."
• "Enjoy your life. And forget my name."
• "I haven't forgotten you, and I never will."
• "I hope you learn to love yourself as much as I love you."

PINK: MISUNDERSTOOD STARTERS (PART II)

• "These blues got me down."
• "I sure could use some company."
• "Since you've been gone, I ain't been the same."
• "Why does my heart make a fool of me?"
• "Seems it's my destiny for love to cause me misery."
• "I've been down this road before."
• "Each time I saw love walk out the door, I swore I'd never get caught again."
• "Sometimes, we get smart too late."
• "I want to tell my secrets, because you're the only one that I know who will keep them."
• "I want to tell my secrets. I know you'll keep them."
• "I've been a bad, bad girl for so long."
• "I don't know how to change what went wrong."
• "I've been down every road you could go. I've made some bad choices."
• "I learned my lessons young, and I've turned myself around."
• "I wish everybody would just get off me."
• "It's every man for themself. There are no teammates."
• "This life gets lonely when everybody wants something."
• "I drank your poison, because you told me it was wine."
• "Shame on you if you fooled me once. Shame on me if you fooled me twice."
• "What good am I to you if I can't be broken?"
• "I'm waiting for it all to come to an end."
• "It's taking over my head all over again."
• "Do you even know who you are?"
• "Do you even know what you have?"
• "I don't even feel the pain."
• "I don't even want to try."
• "I'm looking for a way to become the person that I dreamt of when I was sixteen."
• "Nothing is ever enough."
• "I'm wondering how you really feel."
• "I'm just trying to make all my dreams come true."
• "I would push my feelings aside to let you feel."
• "I'm Novocain. I'm numb, and nothing is real."
• "You made me so numb. I don't feel much for you anymore."
• "You called me names, made me feel like I was dumb."
• "I'm going to California to live in the summer sun."
• "Have you heard the news today?"
• "I'm going to California. I'm going far, far, far away."
• "There's a better life for me."
• "I'll write, and tell you what I see."
• "Life keeps on dropping bombs, and I keep score."
• "She said I wasn't good enough, but I guess I wasn't trying."
• "They tried to teach me better, but I just wasn't hearing it, because I thought I was already pretty clever."
• "What do you expect from me? What am I not giving you?"
• "What could I do for you to make me okay in your eyes?"

PUSS IN BOOTS: THE LAST WISH STARTERS

• "Welcome! Mi casa es su casa!"
• "Hey! This is a party! Where is the music?!"
• "Thanks for everything, you know, but I am feeling great."
• "Do you know a good place to get some gazpacho?"
• "How many times have you died already?"
• "My prescription: No more adventures for you. You need to retire."
• "[Name], is there any safe place you can go? Any special someone you can rely on in this moment of need?"
• "Remember, [name], death comes for us all."
• "You've really got to work on your bedside manner."
• "Oh, I keep the heavy stuff in the back."
• "Hey, I never do this, but can I get your autograph? I've been following you for a long time."
• "Everyone thinks they'll be the one to defeat me. But no one's escaped me yet."
• "You're not living up to the legend, [name]."
• "I am no longer worthy. I'm sorry."
• "You're not from the health department, are you?"
• "We'd better get you inside because, baby, they are always watching."
• "So this is where dignity goes to die."
• "I'm no expert, but you don't look like a [name]."
• "Despite all this best-friend bonding, you're still a mystery to me, [name]."
• "You think this is the first time I've been stuffed in a piano?!"
• "If this [name] is such a big deal... maybe we shouldn't be desecrating his grave?"
• "My home is where my friends are."
• "Oh, no! I misjudged the situation!"
• "It's like a possum crawled on your face and died! Of shame!"
• "You said you were going on some spiritual retreat!"
• "Hey, [name], I found a sandwich in here. I think it's tuna fish."
• "We are not a team!"
• "Nice try! Classic con! But no one's that dumb. No one's that nice. I don't trust you."
• "Don't rush through it. Take your time, and really appreciate what's right in front of you."
• "Don't be near where I'm flame-throwing!"
• "I am a solo act. I keep my secrets, and I play my cards close. That's how you get a winning hand."
• "Take it from me: Never trust anyone."
• "What? What's so funny? Nothing should be funny!"
• "You're not gonna shoot a puppy, are you, [name]?!"
• "What's going on with you, [name]?"
• "Maybe you should tell that to [name]. It might make you feel better. It might make her feel better, too."
• "What you seek may be right in front of you."
• "Well, that's a load of rubbish! What's that supposed to mean?!"
• "If you wanted to hold my hand, all you had to do is ask."
• "I knew I could never compete with your one true love — yourself."
• "You don't seem like that guy anymore."
• "You know, I'm starting to think you don't appreciate the value of a life."
• "There's good in all people."
• "You know, [name], maybe we need to dig a little deeper. Tell me about your childhood."
• "Well, you know what they say: Can't bake a pie without losing a dozen men."
• "You're horrible! You're an irredeemable monster!"
• "You're not chatty, are you?"
• "I wish I had a family like this."
• "Speaking from one orphan to another, [name], you won the orphan lottery."
• "I don't mean it metaphorically, or rhetorically, or poetically, or theoretically, or in any other fancy way."
• "I'm getting a family, that's what! A proper family! And then everything will be just right!"
• "I was always afraid it was too good to last."
• "I can't believe I fell for it again."
• "You want to know what my wish was? Someone, anyone, that I could trust. In my whole life, I've never had that. But I thought I finally found that someone without a wish. I thought it was you."
• "I've been called a lot of things, but never death."
• "I've enjoyed the chase, [name], but I think we've reached the end now, you and I."
• "You've really got to stop losing that."
• "Live your life, [name]. Live it well."
• "I thought you were just being melodramatic."
• "You deserve someone you can trust."
• "It's so cute how you think that would work on me. Don't you know I'm dead inside?"
• "By the way, your nose is bleeding."
• "I hate to say it, but... should we make a wish?"
• "[Name], one life spent with you is all that I could wish for."

LIFEHOUSE: NO NAME FACE STARTERS (PART I)

• "I'm falling even more in love with you."
• "I'm standing here until you make me move."
• "I'm hanging by a moment here with you."
• "I'm running, and not quite sure where to go."
• "I don't know what I'm diving into."
• "There's nothing else to lose."
• "There's nothing in the world that can change my mind."
• "If shame had a face, I think it would look kind of like mine."
• "Would you believe me if I said I'm tired of this?"
• "Here we go now. One more time."
• "I tried to earn my way."
• "You'd better believe that I tried to beat this."
• "When will this end?"
• "I never thought I'd end up here. I never thought I'd be standing where I am."
• "I guess I kind of thought it would be easier than this."
• "I guess I was wrong."
• "This is a sick cycle."
• "Don't let me second-guess what I know to be real."
• "Maybe I just might learn to let it go."
• "Maybe, finally, I won't have to know everything."
• "Faith makes everybody scared."
• "I cannot pretend that everything makes sense."
• "I do not know how to figure this thing out."
• "I remind myself of somebody else."
• "I've got somebody else's thoughts in my head. I want some of my own."
• "Am I hiding behind my doubts? Are they hiding behind me?"
• "Let down your hair. Be transparent for a while."
• "Honesty is a hard attribute to find."
• "We all want to seem like we've got it all figured out."
• "I don't have all the answers. And I ain't gonna pretend that I do."
• "Well, I haven't got it all figured out quite yet."
• "She's got a pretty smile. It covers up the poison that she hides."
• "The burden you gave me is too much to carry."
• "I guess you're the only one left standing."
• "You're still the only one who hasn't changed faces."
• "Just because it's all in your head doesn't mean it has to be in mine."
• "The weak will seek the weaker until they've broken them."
• "You lost yourself in your search to find something else to hide behind."
• "You can't be weak. You can't stand still."
• "Watch your back, because no one will."
• "Don't believe the lies that they've told to you. Not one word was true."
• "You found me. Somehow, I always knew that you would."
• "You know I would if I knew how."