THE PORN BOTS HACKED MY BLOG
yall liking my dusty crusty ancient frit meme posts but aint care about Opfer’s new shiny bootyass that i spent 50 years perfecting huh
Attic bedrooms are severely underrated.
Gonna miss this view 🌱💙
everyone: writing fanfiction is a great way to explore your various sexual fantasies
me, through clenched teeth: what if they lived in a TINY house and took NAPS all the time
I truly had no idea this would pick up so much traction but i’m glad to know we’re all in the same boat of living out unrealistic fantasy scenarios re: intimacy and home ownership
me, sobbing: And they had game night with friends and everyone took turns hosting and everyone was okay.
omg everyone was okay
#this isn't even because he's a crocodile man #this is just what applying for jobs is like (via @architeuthisducks-blog)
me: *watching a behind the scenes movie thing and they show animatronics without their skins on*
me: but why put skin on them... just film them like that.... theyre so beautiful and interesting and cool..... let me see their naked flesh... i dont care if the characters aren’t robots and need costuming i wanna see the cool ROBOTSSSSSS