anime characters as things people in my grade have said

"I can't hear you without my glasses on" - Tsukishima Kei, probably to Hinata

"He's like daddy long legs, except no one's calling him daddy" - Hinata Shoyo, probably to Kageyama or Tsukki

"Wasn't Abraham Lincoln the first prime minister of America" - Kyan Reki, he was trying to impress Langa with his knowledge

"I'm so patriotic with my poppy" - Kaminari Denki, he was stabbed with a poppy by Jiro afterwards

"i hAvE a bUtChEr kNiFe, sO i'M sPeCiAL!" - Yugi Amane, scaring Nene

"Some may refer to me as a fish" - Bachira Meguru, he just randomly said it

"I will always be here for you. Even if your stir-fry is a stir-bye" - Minamoto Kou, to Teru

"Instructions unclear, I accidentally wrote a compound-complex sentence" - Kugisaki Nobara, during class

"Hotspot me so I can explain all your mistakes" - Akaashi Keiji/Ray from TPN, to Bokuto and Emma/Norman

"60$ for a lego figure? I'd suck my own DICK for 60$" - Bachira Meguru, why is he like this

"Corrections? I don't NEED corrections" - Hashibara Inosuke, to Tanjiro

"I licked your lollipop" - Hashibara Inosuke, to Zenitsu

"I don't know what Halloween means" - Izumi Kyouka, to the ADA

"Eat dogshit. Oh wait, thats cannibalism, because you are dogshit" - Yosano Akiko, probably to the lemon bomb guy that I forgot the name of