imagine if i knew how to flirt. i'd be unstoppable

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A Visit from Above✨

Pokemon top and Pokemon bottom for the Nintendo switch

im sure theres a word denoting the divide btwn what you believe as a citizen of civic society and what you believe as an animal with anger synapses. as a civic citizen i do not believe in the death penalty nor do i think anyone deserves to die for being stupid on twitter. as an ape,

I feel like making this distinction would also help with venting. "I acknowledge my feelings are irrational and primitive, and would never wish death on another human being. That being said, the asshole who slammed a door in my face deserves to be eaten alive by ants."

this one’s my favorite actually

idk if anyones said this yet, but i think i know what this is

its called the dual process theory, it talks about how you have two different processes when making up a thought. first an automatic or intrinsic process, then a controlled process.

like what op said about consciously thinking that no one deserves the death penalty for being stupid on twitter, but the automatic thought process youd have when seeing that would be “death. now.”

heres a link to the wikipedia

didn't he do 9/11 though like is this problematic

"bush shaved 9/11" implies the wtc was pubic hair

America's bald pussy:

happy werewolf transgenderism wednesday

happy werewolf transgenderism wednesday

(smash bros character select voice) DOG FAGGOT!!!

a cool date would be laying in bed while u show me your favorite songs

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for the dagger users amongus

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Woe, slime sword be upon thee!

Alright fucking Slimecicle jesus christ

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what the fuck do I do with all these swords

collect my sapphic swords