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I have no idea if that many people will even see this…but I’ll try to clear some things up.

I own the Astarion “sex doll”, that’s technically what he is, but I like to call him a life size doll. If someone wants me to go into detail about the whole debacle about his head/the review I can, but he has a new/better head now.

He was not $20,000, he was $5,000.

I like dolls, & I wanted a big Astarion 🤷🏼‍♀️ He’s not a tormented sex slave, he just stands in my room lol.

It’s so crazy seeing how this is going viral, honestly I don’t even know what to think about it 😅 All the assumptions, all the crazy things being said, hah 🥲

#astarion #astarion bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #Astarion sex doll

astariondoll

Neil knows 🥲

#astarion #astarion bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #astarion sex doll

astariondoll reblogged

asherquazar

Don't ask me where I got this screenshot, but there is a girlie out there with a $20,000 life-sized Astarion sex doll.

I just have to ask…were the fanfics not enough??

flushwithdarlings

actually reblogging this a second time to laugh at every person on the notes of this post like "NOOOH YOU DONT UNDERSTAND THE CHARACTER!!1!"

meanwhile swen:

astarionconsort

"You are gross for ordering this! Because astarion backstory!" oh my god who caress just let people have fun

mywitchcultblr

People who are mad at this sex doll are the same kind of people who throw a fit when you write fanfic of astarion having sex, fandom is supposed to be fun, go have fun, astarion is there for your enjoyment, shadowheart is there for your enjoyment, gale is there for your enjoyment. Fandom is for FUN not paranoid pearl clutching and being spiteful of other people living their lives...

astariondoll

Thank you 🙏🏻 💖