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Assistant Director

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How to navigate set in an insane world. The stories of incorrect callsheets, demanding directors and neurotic actors, all to pay the rent. Somewhere someone is looking for their coffee order.
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Check your enthusiasm at the door.

This was an interesting debate started by a bunch of old and new film people.

“Oh those guys are just a bunch of whiners! Let me get on set and show you how it’s done!”

“I could camp out doors during the whole movie and never complain!”

When I was young, I wanted to be on every set, doing anything I could, to be able to join a crew on the next set. Long hours, no pay, sign me up. But as I learn and become good at my job, my first instinct to an article like this is “Well... why is no one listening to all these people?”

You have a current report on at least 20 people quitting the film, an IA rep on set to make sure that the wellfare of the crew is being respected, and the accounting stating that the film is at least $40 million over budget. We can all agree that something is wrong. But suddenly my feed is lit up with all the kids saying “But I would do this and survive! I’d do it for free!”

I’m not jaded. I’m experienced. I know what filming on mountains is like, what going into the wilderness is like. What it takes to film in -25 degree weather. So while everyone jumps at the chance to work on, what they’re certain will be the next Oscar movie, check your enthusiasm at the door and say “Why are the veterans of my industry pausing at this, or warning me to be safe?”

Because while you’re talking about how much fun it’ll be to get that perfect shot no matter what, we already had a film crew do that last year. And it didn’t end very well.

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The one thing I'm very embarrassed by.

So... this is my blog and I'll write how I'm feeling right now.

I dont actually know how to live as a single person. I dont know what a single person does when they have to up and leave. And I've been one for almost 3 years now and I'm still very very bad at it. I leave food in the fridge that then takes over after a month. I left bread out and gained a shrubbery.  My bills go to collections, because I forget automatic payment and I'm currently setting up with Comcast to switch to auto pay because my card expired and now I'm attacked with the onslaught of pink envelopes.

I try not to take this as failing in life, and that there are currently just not enough hours in the day. If I had a 32 hour day, I may actually have enough time to do everything I want. But I'm staring at a stack of bills, a whole lot of perishable items all around the apartment, a tub and sink that need some major cleaning, laundry, and just an over all mess. I wish I had time to see my daughter, but currently production completely hosed my department by having nothing ready by the time we went into our weekend before the big company move. So now on my semi day off, I'm making a blue callsheet, confirming pick up times to hotels and travel plans for actors that I didn't even know were happening.

I'm solving things but I'd love to know what everyone's little tricks are to making leaving the house easier?

-Griffin

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