we developed powerful teeth and jaws to rend the flesh of the devious sourdough loaf

Speaking of geoguessr, here's the funniest things I ever saw ingame

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god youre so true rn

TIME FOR RAT

Remenber: shrinkp is bugs

remberer: carb

All the world will be your enemy, Prince of a Thousand Enemies. And when they catch you, they will kill you, but first they must catch THESE HANDS.

they were gay af for this i must admit

Y’all callin everything gay now huh. One literally hated the other 😂

you have no idea what you’re talking about. cary elwes literally said their characters were in love at sawcon🙄

uh ... what's sawcon....

sawcon this cock

this is how skyrim dungeons are designed

retail micromanagement destroys peoples brains istg i can always tell when someone came from retail bcs they legit have learned helplessness wrt managing their own time at work. i mean i was the same way when i left retail its brutal but its fixable.

retail escapees emerge so brokennnn bcs how could u not its legiterally traumatic. like u take grown adult human beings and make them stand in a spot and say a fucking script at people, and dont let them start or end tasks without being directly told to, and they cant piss or eat or drink without asking or being told and they're berated for things completely beyond their control and punished for any tiny deviation from the deranged micromanagement and put in an outfit that's humiliating only because it marks them as someone going through this torture... and for this they're compensated with starvation wages and the entire time they're forced to perform a level of happiness and cordiality that would be insaneeeee in the face of all thats being done to them. how could anyone remain normal. hiring someone from a retail job is like taking in a shelter dog from an abusive home im so glad someone did that for me but jesus christ.

i love vultures they're like coworkers to me

also a version w/o the chromatic aberration :)

an xbox one update bricked all the older model xbox ones and nobody noticed because nobody bought an xbox one and nobody who did still uses it

A streamer I follow has his Xbone on the desk next to him with googly eyes glued to it so he can use it as a prop. We call it Xbob. Sometimes he beats it with a pipe.

Last time Pat did this Xbob dented the hell out of that pipe. Xbob Strong

peer review

Total fucking madness that we let fast food joints sell us this little-ass hash brown patties for three fucking bucks. They're making like ten, maybe twelve dollars per fucking individual potato. Jack in the box wants $3.29, nutritional info pegs their hash brown at 64g. Just with a Google search, a potato will weigh anywhere between 140-285g. They're making $7.19-$14.64 per fucking potato. And I figure they're using the largest they can get, and potatoes are fucking cheap dude. And let's say they're paying the same price we do for potatoes, like 4 bucks for 5 pounds. Same serving size. They're making that into $116 fucking dollars. They're making fucking fried potatoes --delicious, broke slop-- into an expensive treat, a luxury. What goddamn horseshit. When is it enough? When are you going to just let loose? Can you really keep living like this?

fuck indeed fuck ziprecruiter I want to be paid $1000/hr to sort skittles by color