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My name is Mimsy, and idk what I'm doing :^)
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tauindi

you will see newborn people with not even a single life experience in the replies of tumblr posts

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fixed a problem at work that i vaguely saw a manager fix once and i did it faster which means that i get to take his skin i get to take his skin i get to take his skin i get to take his skin i get to take his skin i get to take his skin

i comen to get you :D

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swarnpert

we don't even celebrate fingers in his ass sunday anymore

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monkeywiki

we need positive change in the world only then will fingers in his ass sunday return. the prophecy foretells of this

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like literally there will never be anything funnier than a vampire being like “my life sucks nobody has it as bad as me : (” and they’re literally actively murdering some random dude who was on his way home from his fucking 9-5 or whatever

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weltenwellen

Kim Addonizio, from “For Desire”, Tell Me

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aregebidan

Transcript: To hell with the saints, with the martyrs / of my childhood meant to instruct me / in the power of endurance and faith, / to hell with the next world and its pallid angels / swooning and sighing like Victorian girls. / I want this world. I want to walk into / the ocean and feel it trying to drag me alone / like I'm nothing but a broken bit of scratched glass, / and I want to resist it. End transcript.

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"My first language has a perfect saying for this, but it doesn't make sense in english :("

Say it anyway! You don't owe them perfect clarity. Be profoundly cryptic, speak in riddles, make them ponder what the fuck you meant by that. The anglos, like porridge, must sometimes be stirred, so they don't burn stuck on the bottom of the pot.

"If I were you, I'd spit on the floor and swim away"

"If my grandmother had two wheels she'd be a bycicle"

"You could scare a popcorn ready

"Uglier than hitting your mom."

"If you get up from the casket, the funeral ends"

"Jumping over the mental hospital wall with the gates wide open"

"Clapping for a lunatic's dance"

And if English speakers like it enough (or enough use it) it will be adopted (& probably mangled). Cause the English language is like that.

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there's something very scary about the way we argue and entertain discourse on israel or on settler colonialism when, on the ground, israel has totally isolated northern gaza and is currently systemically liquidating jabalia (a refugee camp in northern gaza) just as they have, from the very beginning, said they would do. just as large swathes of israel came to be in 1948, to 1967, to the west bank today. there's something scary about watching indigenous people undergo a genocide in real-time in 2024 like they're squatters on some prime property while nobody moves except to argue about semantics. there's something scary about people being trapped and killed like fish in a barrel while you can text them and follow them on social media and watch their pleas in video as soldiers and tanks come closer. what the hell is this

i don't really understand how the news can describe the process of genocide in such stark terms and call it a "controversial plan" instead of what it is: a horrifying crime against humanity.

i see they changed the headline after widespread condemnation with no apology or editor's note as usual. the BBC has done this multiple times over the past year:

the biden admin issued a "thirty day notice" for israel to start letting aid in—people in jabalia have had no drinking water for ten days already. like rafah, the humanitarian pier, and all of biden's other "red lines" this is political theatre. the people of jabalia are being exterminated and have been for over a week.

as a side note, which many have forgotten: this happened with al-shifa hospital and the surrounding area. when israeli forces retreated (which will not happen if the general's plan is carried out) they found mass graves at the site, with nearly 500 people buried (some buried and bulldozed while still alive) in the courtyard.

the israeli army has currently surrounded all three barely functioning hospitals in the north of gaza and attacked two of them. there is nowhere for injured people to go. horrifying videos have been coming out of the aftermath of bombings (including one of a child being bombed, then the people gathering to gather the child being bombed). there are reports of idf rigging neighborhoods up to blow while people are still there, and bulldozing a house with the residents inside. several families have succumbed to starvation inside their homes.

israel is systemically destroying entire families, home by home. people from north of gaza are losing their families who have withstood over a year of genocide:

people in jabalia are literally being exterminated. this is not an exaggeration in the slightest. israel has declared that it will exterminate the people of the north of gaza, and it is doing it, and the united states has given them 30 days to finish the job. this is genocide in every sense.

you are watching an extermination campaign.

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