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Marg

@asmrgaret

i enjoy words, shitposts and old things * 30s, afab, nb
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i have somehow gotten tipsy off the small amount of rice wine that goes into homemade sunflower butter based "peanut sauce" and now i have a headache

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ok so having mutual nonactionable mini-crushes on all your friends is all well and good, but i'm finding it hard to find people who i can talk about romantic stuff without causing hurt feelings and jealousy…

not sure how to deal with this except by verbally reiterating that crushes can happen on many people all the time so people don't feel hurt?

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today at the gym i was leaving a dance class and passed a display of free tubes of "marine collagen" which is fish paste flavored with fruit and i started some new meds today and so i rapidly snorked a whole tube of fish paste to impress the boy walking with me and he was not

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talking to the new allergist was odd - like talking to a chatbot with like five to seven prewritten responses, unable to deviate to answer unexpected questions a real person would have, like "how worried should i be about my lips swelling rapidly when entering my bedroom" and "is it safe to go in there"

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wow. i had a severe allergic reaction to some type of carpet cleaner in my room and now can't go in there at all. living out of a duffel bag. started sleeping in the utility room (was having allergic reactions, like facial swelling - very dangerous - when lying on the couch). now my face is swelling in the utility room too. I don't know whats going on. went to the library to work and get out of the house. a patron is openly eating handfuls of nuts in line at the service desk (I'm allergic to nuts). i go outside to the patio. peanut shells all over the ground (i'm allergic to peanuts). it would be comedic if it weren't a life-threatening nightmare

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if you eat at a restaurant you should be able to go in and use the bathroom again up to four hours later

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tagged by @euphcme ...

what’s your: lock screen, last song you listened to, last picture taken, and last movie you watched?

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lock screen:

the majesty of space

last song you listened to:

fleetwood mac, "jumping at shadows" (on repeat while driving at midnight)

last picture taken:

steam cleaner

last movie watched:

the kennel murder case (1933). it was just ok

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foxit's pdf accessibility and tagging features are unavailable in the free version. they only appear behind a paywall. they literally made the accessibility features inaccessible

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